Monty's

24/05/2026

Hey folks. Who's out for a wee hair of the dog today then?

Well...look no further than our amazing quiz with Sheila at 5pm!

Come down and see if you can defeat our spelling round with a hangover!😂
(It's not easily done 🫠)

See you at 5pm for a chance to win some pennies! 🤑

10/05/2026

Alt market in full swing now! Mind pop past on your way up from the Dunfermline City Artisan Market

10/05/2026

👀 🎉 Don't forget, today we have the awesome Dunfermline City Artisan Market along with Dunfermline Creatives Network Alt makers market here at Montys!

Once youve had a look round here you can head round the corner to the awesome Little Shop of Heroes for even more!!

Also we HIGHLY recommend the Cheese Toasties from the The Stockbridge Mac & Cheese Co. when you get to the market! 🧀 🧀

What a Sunday to be in the town!

11AM - 3PM today and then we have our awesome Quiz with Sheila at 5pm!

06/05/2026

🖤😉WE DO LOVE DICK AT MONTYS 😉🖤

And where else can you get Dick for a tenner? 😉

And it's the best dick of all.......DICK VALENTINE!! 🤘🏼🖤😉

FRIDAY 25TH SEPTEMBER 2026 - MONTYS BAR

We're shutting the whole bar for this gig so that means there's more tickets for everyone!!

With support from the amazingly talented Neale Mathieson and Hurt Reynolds before the show, you're in for the night of your lives!!

The American Troubadour, Dick Valentine of Electric Six, returns to the UK in September and October for a run of intimate solo acoustic shows in support of his brand new solo record Anxiety Dogs, which will be sold directly out of HIS BAG.

Reach into Dick Valentine’s bag for exciting new music….reach into Dick Valentine himself for the answer to each and every one of the riddles that haunts you.

An evening with Dick Valentine takes you on a tender, heartfelt journey through the Electric Six catalog, his solo catalog and the occasional cover song.

Acoustic performers come and go…Dick
Valentine is eternal. If the show was no good, he wouldn’t have been invited back year after year for the last twenty years. Anxiety Dogs is Valentine’s magnum opus and it belongs in your collection if you want your life to have any sort of purpose.

Come for the musical excellence, stay for the merriment and good times. Meet
and greet Dick Valentine before, during and after the show. He will take you to the gay bar, he is the dance commander…and he is the Johnny Cash of the United Kingdom.......... Seriously.

Come see The American Troubadour and get your copy of Anxiety
Dogs at Montys on Friday 25th September!!

🎟️ Ticket link below Or available from the bar from next week!

https://www.universe.com/events/dick-valentine-tickets-H7DGX1

03/05/2026

🎸🎙️ 🎶 CHIC AND ALBO SUNDAY 🎸🎙️🎶

That's right folks, now I know we might be a little tender after last night's halfway to halloween but we still have a whole awesome night to go for the bank holiday with the best duo in town!!! It's never a dull night when we have the boys here so come down and party the night away with us! 🎶🎶

02/05/2026

🎃👻🖤 HAPPY HALFWAY TO HALLOWEEN!🎃👻🖤

Tonight's the night we celebrate that it's only 6 months until Halloween! We have the pub decorated, we'll have the Karaoke on full blast and as always, have the BEST costumes and banter in toon 😜

Can't wait to see everyone tonight to party the night away! 🖤

01/05/2026

🎙️🎸Don't forget we have the one and only Toastie this evening kicking off our bank holiday weekend!! 🎸🎙️

27/04/2026

🎃👻🖤COUNTDOWN TO HALFWAY TO HALLOWEEN!! 5 SLEEPS TO GO!!🎃👻🖤

Here's just a few of our amazing costumes from last year's night including our winners of our prizes!

We'll be on the lookout for some creative ones this year to bag some of the prizes including alcohol and Montys dolla dolla bills 🤑💰

See you on Saturday 8pm!!

24/04/2026

🎃🖤👻🎸NEXT WEEKEND!! 👻🎸🎃🖤

What a weekend we have in store for you next weekend. We're kicking off May with a bang!!!

FRIDAY 1ST - TOASTIE FROM 7pm

SATURDAY 2ND - HALFWAY TO HALLOWEEN 🎃👻🖤 7pm till Late!

SUNDAY 3RD - QUIZ @ 5PM 🤓
CHIC AND ALBO FROM 8PM till late 🎸🖤

11/04/2026

Mind it's halfway to spooky season soon and no one does it like us!! 👻 🎃 🦇

🎃MONTYS HALFWAY TO HALLOWEEN!🎃

🎃🎤👻 SATURDAY 2ND MAY 👻🎤🎃

That's right folks it's almost that time of year again where we have an excuse to decorate the pub for Halloween! Aaaaaaand we have Karaoke which is always a hoot! 🎤

Obviously we give out the best prizes for the most inventive costumes so dig out your best fancy dress, strut your stuff round the bar and you might just win some special surprises! 🎉😉

Kicking off from 7pm with the tunes and 8pm for the Karaoke!!

Can't wait to get spooky! 🎃👻

Love Montys 🖤💀