Davelar's Bar

30/12/2016

By popular demand from the flatdicks, the bathroom in Davelar's now has a mirror and a lock on the door. I can't be accused of not treating you split-asses well. X

08/07/2016

New addition to Davelar's Bar, a serious crowd-pleaser. Move over KP nuts, the big lads are here now. X

17/06/2016

England v Russia - Euro 2016

11/06/2016

https://youtu.be/RJqimlFcJs
We're excited, we're nervous, we expect. Then we'll be let down, but we'll always be England! X

David Baddiel, Frank Skinner & Lightning Seeds' official music video for 'Three Lions (Football's Coming Home)'. Click to listen to Lightning Seeds on Spotif...

10/06/2016

Password to get into Davelar's Bar during the Euros (must be performed with a friend pretending to be Keith Allen dicking about in the background)...

You've got to hold and give
But do it at the right time
You can be slow or fast
But you must get to the line
They'll always hit you and hurt you
Defend and attack
There's only one way to beat them
Get round the back
Catch me if you can
Cos' I'm the England man
And what you're looking at
Is the master plan
We ain't no hooligans
This ain't a football song
Three lions on my chest
I know we can't go wrong

09/06/2016

Getting ready for the Euros in Davelar's, come on Engerland! x