History: Three Belly Hill's declaration of independance was passed on Monday the 27th of August 2012 by the Council of the Three Bellies. This caused the Battle of Willy Balls field, a military conflict fought between the Council of the Three Bellys and neighbouring Willy Balls field. The Battle was short and ended in a decisive Three Belly victory. This victory ensured the annexation of Willy Bal
ls field as a part of the newly founded republic. Government: The Belly Hill is ruled by a single party known as the Council of the Three Bellies. At present, no organised opposition party exists. National Sport: Three Belly Hill's national sport is Poo Golf, a sport in which players aim to whack cow pats as far as possible using a stick. The current Poo Golf world champion is a citizen of Three Belly Hill. Culture: Inhabitants of Three Belly Hill are well know for not taking any sh*t from anyone, drinking ale, eating scotch eggs, and slapping their bellies. Economy: Three Belly Hill's income relies heavily on the money made from the annual Three Belly Festival. The inaugrial festival, scheduled to take place in late 2012 will feature Metallica supporting headline act Chaz and Dave. Exports from Three Belly Hill mainly consist of elderberries and blackberries. Military: Three Belly Hill's military is more of a defense force as it consists of three active duty military personell. However, this force does not strictly form a defensive role, as it has been known to be quite the capable attack force (see Battle of Willy Balls field)
