15/09/2026
Would you be happy if you received 14 of these? 😂
Seriously… let us know in the comments, because apparently we need to talk about Gem Squash.
We pride ourselves on being one of the highest-rated Biltong companies on Trustpilot, so when a one-star review lands, we don’t just ignore it. We investigate.
Clipboards out. 📝
Detective hats on. 🕵️
Gem squash on the scales. ⚖️
After reading this particular review, though, the whole office was slightly confused.
So, naturally, we weighed our gems.
200g.
250g.
300g.
Everything was looking pretty normal…
UNTIL WE FOUND THIS ABSOLUTE UNIT.
Well… maybe “unit” is being generous.
It’s tiny.
It’s squishy.
It’s not ripe.
And quite frankly, it has brought shame upon the entire Gem Squash community. 😂
This little fella absolutely would not meet our standards, and we wouldn’t sell it.
We only want to give our customers the best produce we can get our hands on — whether that’s our Biltong or the humble Gem Squash.
So when the review suggested you’d receive 14 gems in a kilo, you can probably understand why we were scratching our heads.
Unless we’ve accidentally started selling Fun-Size Gem Squash, you should be getting around FOUR GEMS PER KILO, as stated on our website.
So, if four normal, respectable, law-abiding Gem Squashes per kilo sounds more like your thing, pop in and see us or order online. 😂
And please…
Say a little prayer for the tiny one. He didn’t make the cut. 🫡
Cheers,
WBC Team