The Coulsdon Club

08/06/2026

🤣🎭 COULSDON CLUB COMEDY NIGHT — STILL RAISING THE BAR 🤣🎭
First‑class comedy. Exceptional acts. A reputation that keeps growing.
Coulsdon’s favourite night of laughter returns on July 16th, bringing you a headliner who delivers every single time.
https://www.houseofstandup.co.uk/coulsdon/
🌟 ADAM BLOOM — LIVE ON STAGE 🌟
Quick‑fire. Inventive. Brilliantly original.
A true comic’s comic — and he’s coming to your local club.
Supported by top‑tier acts who bring the big‑room energy straight to Coulsdon.

📅 Thursday 16th July
🕣 Show: 19:45
🕕 Doors: 17:45
🍻 Great drinks. Great atmosphere. Great people.

🤣🎭Coulsdon Club Comedy Night is now known for delivering proper, first‑class comedy — the kind of nights people talk about for weeks.
https://www.houseofstandup.co.uk/coulsdon/
🎟️ Book early. Bring friends. Laugh loud.
Comedy done right — Coulsdon style.

GET YOUR EARLY BIRD TICKETS NOW WHILE THEY ARE AVAILABLE. Book now to secure the best prices before the offer ends.

🎭Tickets are also available from behind the bar in person. Go to www.coulsdonclub.co.uk for opening times and much more

08/06/2026

31/05/2026

Tuesdays have become a lot of peoples favourite night of the week. A cheap bar, comfortable surroundings, a friendly crowd, outstanding live music and, at The Tuesday Night Music Club in The Coulsdon Club, they respect their fellow audience members and the artists and don't talk when the musicians are playing! No real surprise that tickets for all the shows are being snapped up - got yours?

20/05/2026

🚨 THIS THURSDAY – JUST A FEW TICKETS REMAINING! 🚨

🎤 Coulsdon Comedy is back with a huge night of live stand-up!

Award-winning comedian & Britain’s Got Talent finalist MARKUS BIRDMAN headlines an outstanding comedy line-up packed with top circuit talent.

Also appearing:
😂 Paddy Lennox – polished, engaging and a UK comedy circuit favourite
🎙️ Les Keen (MC) – quick-witted host keeping the night buzzing
🔥 Chester Constable – exciting rising comedy talent
⚡ Malinda Mukuma – bold, fresh and high-energy stand-up

⏳ Just a handful of tickets still available — don’t miss out!
🎟️ Book now and check out our No Booking Fee option
🎟️ https://www.houseofstandup.co.uk/coulsdon

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20/05/2026

🎤🔥 COULSDON CLUB COMEDY NIGHT — TICKET AVAILABILITY GETTING LOW! 🔥🎤 THURSDAY, 21st May — 19:45,
https://www.houseofstandup.co.uk/coulsdon/
The brilliant MARKUS BIRDMAN hits the stage with a cracking line‑up of supporting acts… and seats are starting to run low.

If you want to be in the room for another big night of laughs, now’s the moment to lock in your spot as ticket availability...LOW
https://www.houseofstandup.co.uk/coulsdon/

🤣 Big laughs
🍻 Great atmosphere
🎟️ Tickets moving fast
🔥 A night you won’t want to miss

Grab yours while you still can.
https://www.houseofstandup.co.uk/coulsdon/

18/05/2026

🎤🔥 THIS THURSDAY — MARKUS BIRDMAN LIVE AT THE COULSDON CLUB 🔥🎤
****** 21st May • Show starts 19:45 *****
If you’ve been waiting for the right night to finally come to our Comedy Club… congratulations — this is the one.
WE HAVE ANOTHER BANGER OF A NIGHT IN STORE FOR YOU, SO GET YOUR TICKETS via https://www.houseofstandup.co.uk/coulsdon/

🤣🎤We’ve got the phenomenal Markus Birdman headlining, and he’s the kind of act people travel miles to see. Smart, sharp, fearless, and outrageously funny — the sort of comic who walks on stage and instantly owns the room.
⭐⭐“Grab a ticket. He’s brilliant.” — Sarah Millican ⭐
⭐⭐“How the f**k is Markus Birdman not famous?” — Paul Sinha⭐
https://www.houseofstandup.co.uk/coulsdon/
Add in great supporting acts, a buzzing room, and that unmistakable Coulsdon Club atmosphere, and you’ve got a night that’s going to hit hard from the first laugh to the last.

⚡This isn’t just another Thursday.⚡
This is a proper night out.
A “you’ll be talking about it tomorrow” night.
A “why didn’t I come sooner” night.
A “my face hurts from laughing” night.

And you deserve that.

🍻 Great drinks
🤣 Big laughs
🎟️ A room full of good people
🔥 A headliner you’ll brag about seeing

Be there. Want it. Need it. Don’t miss it. GOTO https://www.houseofstandup.co.uk/coulsdon/ NOW TO JOIN HOTTEST COMEDY NIGHT AROUND.

10/05/2026

🎤 Coulsdon Comedy – Another Huge Night of Live Stand-Up!
📅 Thursday 21st May

Get ready for a cracking night of laughs as award-winning comedian & Britain’s Got Talent finalist MARKUS BIRDMAN headlines Coulsdon Comedy!

Joining him on the bill:
😂 Paddy Lennox – polished, engaging stand-up from a UK circuit favourite
🎙️ Les Keen (MC) – quick-witted host keeping the night buzzing
🔥 Chester Constable – sharp, rising comedy talent
⚡ Malinda Mukuma – bold, high-energy stand-up with fresh punchlines

Top comics. Big laughs. Proper comedy night out.
📅 Thursday 21st May
🎟️ Grab your tickets now
👉 https://www.houseofstandup.co.uk/coulsdon
💥 Don’t forget our NO BOOKING FEE option!
This one’s flying — book! 🚀🤣



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04/05/2026

THURSDAY 21ST MAY ⭐ ⭐ ⭐⭐
⭐ ⭐ ⭐ COULSDON CLUB COMEDY NIGHT ⭐⭐⭐
🤣 🎤We’re bringing the phenomenal Markus Birdman to Coulsdon for a night of big laughs, sharp wit, and unstoppable energy.🤣 🎤
Don’t just take our word for it:
🔥🔥“Grab a ticket. He’s brilliant.” — Sarah Millican
🔥🔥“How the f**k is Markus Birdman not famous?” — Paul Sinha
🎟️ Tickets will fly, GET YOURS NOW via https://www.houseofstandup.co.uk/coulsdon/
🔥 With stellar supporting acts to keep the laughs rolling
🍻 The Coulsdon club comedy is always a great night and great atmosphere for its COMEDY 😂 A guaranteed feel‑good night out
🎟️ Book early — to avoid disappointment as this one will pack out
TICLKETS CAN ALSO BE PURCHASED FROM BEHIND THE BAR.
visit https://www.coulsdonclub.co.uk/index.html for opening hours and much much more

04/05/2026

You know that Sean Taylor is at The Tuesday Night Music Club in The Coulsdon Club tomorrow (though a couple of you haven't got your tickets yet - better get them now!). But that means that in just a week we'll be getting ready to welcome the most entertaining Robin Bibi and his band back to The Club! If you've not got your tickets yet grab them now or get them when you come to see Sean Taylor tomorrow!

03/05/2026

In just 48 hours a roomful of people will be listening to the songs and stories of Sean Taylor... the reviews afterwards will be glowing. Don't find yourself reading them and saying 'I wish I'd gone!'. Just get a ticket and be at The Tuesday Night Music Club in The Coulsdon Club!