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Tuesday 4pm - 11:30pm Wednesday 4pm - 11:30pm Thursday 4pm - 11:30pm Friday 12pm - 11:30pm Saturday 12pm - 12:30am Sunday 12:30pm - 10:30pm

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27/10/2026

🎃👻 SOMETHING WICKED IS COMING TO COULSDON... 👻🎃

🦇 The nights are drawing in. The pumpkins are beginning to glow. Strange creatures are emerging from the shadows...

This Halloween, Coulsdon Club is transforming into a world of ghostly fun, spooky surprises and family-friendly fright nights as it throws open its gates for a spectacular Halloween Open Weekend!

✨ NON-MEMBERS WELCOME ✨

Gather your little witches, fearless vampires, mischievous monsters and tiny ghosts for an unforgettable weekend packed with Halloween magic...

🎃 FRIDAY - HALLOWEEN DISCO & FANCY DRESS 🪩 Eerie beats, monster moves and frighteningly good fun! Will your little ghoul win best dressed?

👻 SATURDAY - COZY GLOW HALLOWEEN TRAIL STOP 🕯️ 4pm - 7pm

As darkness falls and the trail comes alive, make your way to Coulsdon Club for:

🎯 Spooky games 🕺 Monster mash Halloween boogie 🎃 Halloween surprises 🌭 Tasty hot dogs & vegetarian samosas 🥤 FREE squash for all young trail adventurers

Expect laughter, music, glowing pumpkins and plenty of Halloween atmosphere as families gather for one of the biggest community celebrations of the year.

🍺 SUNDAY - MINI B**R TASTING For the grown-ups who survived the ghosts, goblins and sugar rush! Enjoy a relaxed afternoon of b**r tasting, jazz and nibbles.

🦇 Whether you're following the Cozy Glow Trail, searching for Halloween fun or looking for a fantastic local venue for the whole family, Coulsdon Club is the place to be.

⚰️ Enter if you dare... 🎃 Stay for the fun... 👻 Leave with magical memories...

✨ Three days. Endless Halloween spirit. One fantastic local club. ✨

📍 Coulsdon Club 🎃 Halloween Open Weekend 🦇 Non-members welcome 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Family friendly 🍂 Membership offers available throughout the weekend

23/10/2026

🍷 W**e Club Returns to The Coulsdon Club! 🍷

Following two highly enjoyable tasting evenings, we're delighted to invite members, family and friends to our next W**e Club event on:

📅 Thursday 29 October 2026
🕢 7:30pm
📍 The Coulsdon Club

Join us for an evening of fine wines, cheese, biscuits and great company as we sample a carefully selected range of Italian reds and Sauvignon Blancs from around the world, expertly presented by The Grape Variety. ( https://thegrapevariety.com )

From the hills of Tuscany and Veneto to the vineyards of New Zealand, France and Slovenia, we'll be exploring some fascinating wines, comparing styles, regions and discovering a few surprises along the way.

🍷 Exclusive W**e Club discounts will be available on all wines tasted during the evening.

This event is being run at cost, making it exceptional value for a memorable evening with friends old and new.

Guests are very welcome, so please bring family and friends along.

🎟️ Tickets are available via the link below.
https://buy.stripe.com/eVqdR93MFeIX0ss0kMbAs00

08/10/2026

BRING IT BACK – LIVE AT THE COULSDON CLUB
SATURDAY 10TH OCTOBER • 8 PM

Get ready for a night of huge hits, electric energy, and full‑throttle live music as Bring It Back, the high‑impact 5‑piece cover band, take over the stage.

Expect:
🎸 Anthem‑level guitars
🥁 Heart‑pounding rhythm
🎤 Massive vocals
💥 A party atmosphere from the first note

The Coulsdon Club
194 Brighton Road, Coulsdon, Surrey, CR5 2NF

Bring your mates. Bring your energy. Bring It Back are bringing the party.

06/10/2026

🎄😂 COULSDON CHRISTMAS COMEDY! 😂🎄
THURSDAY 17 DECEMBER

Get Christmas started with a HUGE night of stand-up as House of Stand Up brings a cracking festive comedy line-up to The Coulsdon Club! 🎅🎤

🌟 BEN NORRIS — One of the most respected comedians on the UK circuit, Ben is a razor-sharp observational comic with brilliantly crafted material, quick-fire wit and effortless stage presence.

🔥 DANE BAPTISTE — Award-winning comedian and one of the most distinctive voices in British stand-up. Smart, fearless and seriously funny, with appearances across BBC, Channel 4 and beyond.

🎤 JAY HANDLEY – MC — A superb storyteller and naturally funny compère whose quick wit, audience interaction and mischievous humour make him the perfect man to keep the night moving.

🤣 CHRIS WILKINSON — An engaging and inventive comedian delivering sharp observations, clever punchlines and plenty of laughs.

😂 MARC SALMON — A hugely likeable comic with an energetic delivery, relatable material and a knack for finding the funny in everyday life.

🎟️ EARLY BIRD TICKETS AVAILABLE NOW!

Christmas shows are always popular, so grab your Early Birds while they're still available and get a brilliant festive night out in the diary!

💥 CHECK OUT OUR ‘NO BOOKING FEE’ OPTION

👉 BOOK NOW:
https://www.houseofstandup.co.uk/coulsdon

🎄 Great comedy.
🍻 Great atmosphere.
😂 A proper Christmas night out!

HOUSE OF STAND UP – THE HOME OF LIVE COMEDY

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Address

194 Brighton Road
Coulsdon
CR52NF

Opening Hours

Tuesday	4pm - 11:30pm
Wednesday	4pm - 11:30pm
Thursday	4pm - 11:30pm
Friday	12pm - 11:30pm
Saturday	12pm - 12:30am
Sunday	12:30pm - 10:30pm

Telephone

+442087039557

Website

http://www.coulsdonclub.co.uk/

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