Three Wise Monkeys Colchester

Three Wise Monkeys Colchester We are a spacious 4 floor modern tap house and barbecue smokehouse restaurant in Colchester City Centre. Huge selection of Craft Beer and pub favourites on tap.
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We offer a wide range of real ales, craft beers and pub favourites, with a dedicated basement bar and live music venue on our top floor Stunning range of Spirits, Cocktails, Wine and Coffee. Gourmet Burgers and American BBQ served all day

05/06/2026

A little glimpse into a weekend at TWM 👀

From the kitchen to the bar, from Guinness to cocktails, this is what we do best 🍔🍺🎶

🥩 Meet the Smokehouse Burger.A juicy steak patty stacked with smoked brisket, pulled pork, Monterey Jack cheese, pickles...
04/06/2026

🥩 Meet the Smokehouse Burger.

A juicy steak patty stacked with smoked brisket, pulled pork, Monterey Jack cheese, pickles, onion relish, crisp salad and our homemade Bourbon BBQ sauce.

This one’s not for the faint-hearted 🔥🍔

03/06/2026

Essex, you’ve never seen Guinness like this before. 🍀

Your face.
Your photo.
Your message.

Printed directly onto your Guinness.

Available now at Three Wise Monkeys.

Tag someone who needs one 👇

02/06/2026

Driving? Working tomorrow? Or just fancy a Guinness without the alcohol? 🍀 We’ve got you covered.

Our new Guinness 0.0 MicroDraught machine has arrived at Three Wise Monkeys, pouring Guinness 0.0 with the same iconic surge, settle and creamy head that made Guinness famous.

All the flavour, all the experience, 0.0% alcohol 🍻

01/06/2026

Our Mission? To Pour the Best Guinness in East Anglia 🍀

We’ve been working hard behind the scenes to take our Guinness to the next level.
From installing a dedicated Guinness gas line and brand-new taps to creating a dedicated cool room maintained at 6°C, every investment has been made with one goal in mind: serving the perfect pint.
Every Guinness deserves the right temperature, the right pour, and the right settle. We’re committed to getting every detail right so that every pint we serve is smooth, creamy, and enjoyed exactly as it should be.
We’re on a mission to make the best Guinness in East Anglia, and we’re just getting started.

31/05/2026

🔥 NEW AT TWM 🔥

Our Head Chef has been busy behind the scenes, bringing fresh ideas, bold flavours and a few serious contenders for your new favourite dish. 👨‍🍳🔥

Launching tomorrow:

🥓 Pulled Pork Croquettes
Served with our homemade Bourbon BBQ sauce.

🧀 Mozzarella Strips
Served with chunky tomato salsa.

🐷 Pork Belly Bites
Served with our homemade smoked apple BBQ sauce.

🍔 Smokehouse Burger
A steak patty stacked with smoked brisket, smoked pulled pork, Monterey Jack cheese, baby gem lettuce, tomato, pickles, onion relish and our homemade Bourbon BBQ sauce, all served in a toasted brioche bun.

This is just the beginning of what’s coming from our kitchen, and we can’t wait for you to try it.

Available from tomorrow at TWM. Which one are you ordering first? 👇

🍔 The TWM Cheeseburger 🍔Juicy, cheesy, and served exactly how it should be. Our cheeseburger comes with freshly cut, sea...
30/05/2026

🍔 The TWM Cheeseburger 🍔

Juicy, cheesy, and served exactly how it should be. Our cheeseburger comes with freshly cut, seasoned fries made in-house and our homemade coleslaw on the side.

Simple, classic and bloody delicious.

📍 Three Wise Monkeys, Colchester

Cheers to a post work pint 🍻
28/05/2026

Cheers to a post work pint 🍻

Address

60 High Street
Colchester
CO11DN

Opening Hours

Monday 11am - 12am
Tuesday 11am - 12am
Wednesday 11am - 12am
Thursday 11am - 12am
Friday 11am - 1am
Saturday 11am - 1am
Sunday 11am - 12am

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