Events at Colchester United FC

11/09/2026

🎤 A night of comedy is coming to the JobServe Community Stadium!

📅 Friday 18th September

Get ready for an evening packed with brilliant comedy and a fantastic atmosphere, hosted by our regular MC, Justin Panks!

🎭 Opening the show is Joey Page – bringing his unique style and hilarious observations on everyday life.

👏 Taking the middle spot is Harry Pettit – a brilliant storyteller and audience favourite, known for his TV appearances and popular online comedy content.

🎶 Closing the show is Johnny Awsum – bringing his high-energy, feel-good musical comedy to the stage! Johnny is best known for reaching the semi-finals of Britain’s Got Talent! ⭐

🚪 Doors open: 7pm
🎤 Comedy starts: 8pm
🍔 Bar food available until 8:45pm

🍺 Book 10 tickets in one transaction and receive a FREE pitcher of beer!

Grab your friends and join us for a night of great comedy!

🔞 Over 18s only.

🎟️ Tickets: https://boxoffice.colchesterunited.net/Tickets/Events/Select/34937

11/09/2026

09/09/2026

🍽️🎭 Get ready for an evening of laughter, chaos, and great food on Friday 25th September!

Step into the world of 'Faulty Towers' and enjoy an unforgettable interactive dining experience hosted by the legendary Basil, Sybil, and Manuel. Expect five-star comedy, unexpected surprises, and plenty of mishaps as you savour a delicious three-course meal - where absolutely nothing goes according to plan!

🕖 Doors open: 7:00pm
🍽️ Dinner served: 7:30pm
⏰ Approximate finish: 10:00pm

🎟️ Join us for a night of comedy, entertainment, and dining unlike any other. Book your tickets now before they sell out! Tickets are available here - https://boxoffice.colchesterunited.net/Tickets/Events/Select/34922

08/09/2026

🎅 BREAKFAST WITH SANTA IS BACK! 🎄

Join us for a magical festive morning of fun for the whole family!

Start the day with a delicious breakfast, followed by plenty of festive activities, including our photobooth and light-up dancefloor.

We’ll also be joined by two very special guests — Eddie and Santa himself!

🎁 Every paying child will receive an age-appropriate gift.

📅 Dates:
5th, 12th, 20th, 21st, 22nd & 23rd December

⏰ 9am – 11:30am
🥞 Breakfast served promptly at 9am

Tickets:
• Children under 11 – £22
• Adults – £20
• Under 2s – FREE

Under 2s go free but will not receive breakfast or a present. If you would like your under-2 to have the full experience, please purchase a child ticket.

🎟️ Tickets are on sale now — choose your date and book early to avoid disappointment!

Come along and make some magical Christmas memories with us!

05/09/2026

🎄 DATE FOR YOUR DIARY! 🎄

Celebrate the festive season with us at our Christmas Fair, bringing together Christmas traditions, festive fun and something for all ages! ✨

📅 Sunday 29th November
⏰ 10am – 4pm
📍 JobServe Community Stadium

Held indoors, you can enjoy a relaxed day of festive shopping whatever the weather.

Explore a fantastic selection of stalls featuring handcrafted gifts, beautiful Christmas decorations and delicious seasonal treats. Whether you’re looking for a unique gift or simply want to soak up the festive atmosphere, there’s something for everyone! 🎁

Save the date and join us for a festive day of Christmas shopping and fun! 🎅✨

03/09/2026

🔥 LAST CHANCE FOR TICKETS! 🔥

The Old School & RnB Party Night is almost here! Get ready for a night of the biggest 90s & 2000s R&B classics, party anthems and throwback favourites! 🎶

📅 Friday 4th September
🎟️ Tickets £12

⏰Tickets go off sale tomorrow at 12:30pm!

There will be a limited number of tickets available on the door, but these are not guaranteed, so make sure you grab yours in advance!

Don’t miss out on a night of old school R&B, dancing and nostalgia. 🕺💃

🎟️Book your tickets here - https://boxoffice.colchesterunited.net/Tickets/Events/Select/34960

02/09/2026

🎉 Calling All Stall Holders! 🎉

We’re now inviting applications for this years fair!

If you’re a local business, small business, charity, or independent seller looking to showcase your products or services, we’d love to hear from you.

📩 For more information and to get booked on, please email: [email protected]

We look forward to welcoming you! ✨

28/08/2026

Coming up in September🎉🎉

We’ve got a brilliant month of entertainment lined up, with something for everyone!

🎶 Old School & RnB Party Night - Friday 4th September
Get ready for all the biggest old school and RnB hits, great music and a night of dancing!

😂 Comedy Night - Friday 18th September
Get ready for an evening of big laughs with a fantastic line-up of comedians, hosted by our regular MC Justin Panks!

🍽️ Faulty Towers Dining Experience - Friday 25th September
Step into the world of Faulty Towers for a hilarious interactive dining experience with Basil, Sybil and Manuel – expect plenty of chaos alongside a great meal!

🎟️ Tickets are available now at - https://boxoffice.colchesterunited.net/

Don’t miss out on September’s events at the stadium! 🎉