COCO

COCO Coco isn’t just a bar, it’s the underground cocktail bar in Cheltenham. Premium vibes, dance floors that don’t quit, full send weekends and private venue hire.
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It’s September and everyone has suddenly gone sensible.
Gym memberships.
Meal prep.
“I’m having a quiet month.”
Lovely. ...
05/09/2026

It’s September and everyone has suddenly gone sensible.

Gym memberships.
Meal prep.
“I’m having a quiet month.”

Lovely. Except it’s twenty degrees, it’s light until eight, and House Revolution is here tonight.

That quiet month was never going to survive a house night, and you know it.

Nobody’s asking you to be reckless.
We’re asking you to be out.

🎧 Doors at 9. We’ll be waiting with a mojito 🍸



The kids went back this week.Some of you have already cried.Some of you have celebrated.Most of you have done both.Six w...
03/09/2026

The kids went back this week.

Some of you have already cried.
Some of you have celebrated.
Most of you have done both.

Six weeks. No routine. Sun cream in your hair. “I’m bored” at twenty to eight in the morning.

You have earned something that starts after 8pm and does not involve a trampoline park.

Wilcie and Friends are ready to take over on Friday.
And House Revolution are taking you back to old skool on Saturday.

Time to get the parents’ group chat out of retirement.

See you at the bar, you deserve it 🍹

Everyone’s back at their desks and nobody’s ready to hear this: there isn’t another bank holiday until Christmas.Sit wit...
01/09/2026

Everyone’s back at their desks and nobody’s ready to hear this: there isn’t another bank holiday until Christmas.

Sit with that.

Sixteen weeks of ordinary Mondays, a coat you’d forgotten you owned, and someone at work saying “not long now” in the middle of October.

The only real fix is putting something in the diary you actually want to turn up to.

Birthdays. Work dos. Reunions. No reason whatsoever.

Autumn’s going to need it, get it booked🍸

Four heatwaves this summer. One lawn made of straw.We complained about all of them, then asked for one more.You melted t...
28/08/2026

Four heatwaves this summer. One lawn made of straw.
We complained about all of them, then asked for one more.
You melted the pavements. You ruined our sleep.
You made every cocktail a necessity. Neat.

The nights are drawing in and the mornings are cold,
and the shops are selling Christmas, which is frankly quite bold.
Summer, you were carnage. We admit we did need it, though.
So we’re pouring one out for you. Make it a mojito.

There’s jungle tonight and there’s house to come after.
Two nights of goodbyes, bad decisions and laughter.
Doors open at nine. There’s no plan, there’s no scheming.
Just one last weekend, and a summer going out screaming.

Just Jungle tonight.
House Party tomorrow. 🍸✨

Summer’s not dead yet. But there are pumpkins sat next to a Santa on a shelf. We’ve seen it. We can’t unsee it.You had t...
27/08/2026

Summer’s not dead yet. But there are pumpkins sat next to a Santa on a shelf. We’ve seen it. We can’t unsee it.

You had to put the lights on at 8 last night.
The jumper section has appeared in M&S.
And you, who floated through the entire summer going “yeah we’ll sort something”, have a birthday to organise and considerably fewer free weekends than you think you do.

Summer’s done asking nicely. It’s here to make you stand on business.

Private hire at Coco. Your people, our bar, none of the clearing up.

Go on then. Sort it. 🍸✨

Whoever’s planning the surprise party: she is still in the group chat.She has seen the venue debate.She has seen the bud...
25/08/2026

Whoever’s planning the surprise party: she is still in the group chat.
She has seen the venue debate.
She has seen the budget spreadsheet.
She has watched three people go quiet at exactly the same time and she is not stupid.

Make a new chat.
Then make it worth the ruined surprise.

Private hire at Coco. We’ll handle the room, the drinks and the bit where everyone hides badly behind the furniture.

Go on then. Throw the party properly. 🍸

There’s something in your wardrobe with the tag still on.You bought it in May. For “an occasion”.The occasion did not ma...
22/08/2026

There’s something in your wardrobe with the tag still on.
You bought it in May. For “an occasion”.
The occasion did not materialise.

Eleven weeks that top has been hanging there, representing nothing but optimism.

Saturday. Cheltenham. Us.
There’s your occasion.
Doors at 9 ✨

You only ever see each other at weddings and funerals.Which means every conversation you’ve had in three years has happe...
20/08/2026

You only ever see each other at weddings and funerals.
Which means every conversation you’ve had in three years has happened in a marquee, in uncomfortable shoes, while somebody’s dad does a speech about a caravan.

You like these people.
You’re just waiting for something to happen to one of them.
Don’t.

Private hire at Coco.
No marquee. No speeches. Nobody you have to be polite to.
Send this to the one who’d actually organise it.
You know who they are🍸

📸 Harley Branfield

Nine months.
Two interviews.
One line manager you will not be missing.And the celebration so far is a card that went rou...
18/08/2026

Nine months.
Two interviews.
One line manager you will not be missing.

And the celebration so far is a card that went round the office, a Colin the Caterpillar in the kitchen, and someone saying “we’ll do drinks at some point”.

You didn’t sit through two interviews for a swiss roll with a face on it.

New job parties at Coco.
Promotions, leaving dos, and the ones where you finally handed your notice in.

Your people, our bar, and nobody scrubbing a baking tray at midnight.

Send this to whoever’s been putting off booking something. 🥂🍸

It’s 4pm on a Saturday.
It’s warm.
And you’re saying something about a night in.We’re going to stop you there.Your tan i...
15/08/2026

It’s 4pm on a Saturday.
It’s warm.
And you’re saying something about a night in.
We’re going to stop you there.

Your tan is the best it’s been since 2016.
Your outfit’s been ready since Tuesday.
And Beth’s already texted “out out?” so this is bigger than you now.

Consider this your bad influence. See you after 9🍸

Address

14 Regent Street
Cheltenham
GL501

Opening Hours

Friday 9pm - 3am
Saturday 9pm - 3am

Telephone

+441242578222

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