Camborne CC Sports Bar

31/10/2026

🎃 SATURDAY AT C3. BAR OPEN 15:06.

Yes, 15:06. Exeter v Harlequins kicks off at 15:00, so you’ll miss precisely six minutes of enormous men running into other enormous men while pretending their ears have always looked like that. 😉

Then at 17:30 it’s Spurs v Crystal Palace, which feels suitably Halloween themed because Tottenham supporters have spent years being haunted by the terrifying apparition known as hope.

👻 Then things get properly strange.

Tonight we have some bloke’s 50th birthday - 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐋𝐄𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐄 𝐃𝐀𝐕𝐈𝐒!!, members are very welcome to stay, but there is one condition: fancy dress strongly encouraged and Thriller at 20:00 is basically compulsory. While everyone is attempting Michael Jackson choreography with the coordination of haunted garden furniture, we’ll also have Villa v Fulham quietly playing away in the background.

🔥 And because apparently normal drinks are no longer exciting enough, FIREBALL has arrived. Cinnamon. Wh**ky. Fire. That is essentially the entire business plan. Don’t ask. Just drink.

🏴‍☠️ We have also replenished the spiced rum after you lot demolished it last week, and this time Sailor Jerry has joined the party. Jerry originally took to the seas after being relentlessly pursued by a gigantic cat called Tom. Completely fabricated, obviously, but after several years of cartoon based maritime trauma, spiced rum suddenly makes perfect sense.

So tonight we’ve got football, egg chasing, fancy dress, a 50th, Thriller, Fireball, Sailor Jerry, Wadworth 6X, dodgy dancing and enough Halloween nonsense to make the spirits nervous.

Balls to the weather.

🎃 EMBRACE THE CHAOS. EMBRACE THE COSTUME. LIVE THE SATURDAY NIGHT DREAM.

30/10/2026

🎱🎯 **FRIDAY NIGHT IS BACK AND THE NONSENSE LEVELS ARE RISING.** BAR OPEN AT 19:03

FIRST UP ITS PROJECT 2k TONIGHT!!! 💪 💴

Tonight it’s **Pool & P**n v Sticks & Pricks** in the Social Pool & Darts League, a fixture name that sounds less like competitive sport and more like a disciplinary hearing involving a cactus, a pub toilet and three people who definitely should have gone home earlier.

Pool & P**n arrive with all the subtlety of a stag do in Benidorm, while Sticks & Pricks continue to prove that whoever named this team clearly wasn’t being supervised.

On the telebox we’ve also got **Bristol v Leicester Tigers** in the egg chasing, plus **Sheff Utd v Wrexham** in the Championship, so there is absolutely no excuse for staring at the wall unless that is your chosen hobby.

🍺 And yes, **Wadworth 6X is still flying out** after last week’s little love affair with it. Still sounds faintly illegal. Still tastes superb. Still looks dangerously classy in those stemmed glasses. Get your laughing gear around one before everyone else does.

Pool. Darts. Football. Rugby. 6X. General Friday chaos.

🍻 **LIVE THE FRIDAY DREAM.**

29/10/2026

🔥 TREMENDOUS THURSDAY. BAR OPEN 19:06.

Tonight we’ve got Everton v Newcastle in the Coca Cola Cup at 19:45 👀

Add to that our resident octogenarians quietly hurling bits of cardboard at one another with the intensity of an international peace summit, and your Thursday night is basically sorted.

Football. Euchre. Cold b**r. General nonsense.

🍻 LIVE THE TREMENDOUS THURSDAY DREAM.

28/10/2026

25/10/2026

⚽🍺 SUPER SUNDAY. BAR OPEN 15:00. BANG ON. 😉

Yes, you read that correctly. 15:00 exactly. No 15:03. No 15:17. We’ve gone frighteningly professional.

FIRSTLY, THERE ARE PASTIES AND SAUSAGE ROLLS LEFT OVER FROM KINGSTONES PARTY, THERE THAT GOT YOUR ATTENTION!!!!

Get yourself in and catch the second half of Liverpool v Brighton, then at 16:30 it’s Sunderland v Leeds. A proper northern affair involving Mackems, Yorkshiremen, chips, gravy, whippets and at least one bloke insisting it’s “not even cold” while wearing shorts in October.

🍺 Meanwhile, Wadworth naughty 6X is still flying out. Still sounds like something you should probably clear from your browser history, still absolutely isn’t. Get your laughing gear around a pint and see what all the fuss is about.

Football, proper ale, free air, general Sunday nonsense.

🍻 LIVE THE SUPER SUNDAY DREAM.

24/10/2026

🔥 SATURDAY. BAR OPEN 17:02. AND THIS ONE COULD GET SILLY.

First up at 17:30, it’s Chelsea v Spurs. Chelsea, a football club that somehow manages to make “dodgy” look like a legitimate business model, against Tottenham, whose entire fan experience can basically be summed up as hope arriving beautifully dressed before being mugged in the car park. Tremendous viewing.

Then we move on to the real storm warning.

Yes, it may be wet. Yes, apparently there’s another storm on the way. But the main atmospheric disturbance tonight is KINGSTONE’S 60TH BIRTHDAY 😉😂 OK, he may not be 60, still, facts have never stood in the way of a decent party.

And this one is going to be EPIC.

🎤 We’ve got the incredible Danny B back with us. If you saw him three weeks ago, you already know exactly what’s coming. If you didn’t... wow. You are in for an absolute treat. More importantly, where the hell were you?

There is also apparently going to be a s**t tonne of pasties, some highly suspect dancing and a light show that may or may not rival Plymouth Argyle on a Tuesday night, so please manage expectations accordingly.

🍺 Throw in Wadworth 6X which still sounds rude, cold b**r, free air, a room full of lunatics and the sort of Saturday night that usually starts with “I’m only popping in for one.”

Balls to the weather. Embrace the storm at C3.

🍻 LIVE THE SATURDAY NIGHT DREAM.

24/10/2026

🎱🎯 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄 𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐊𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐒 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐀𝐋𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐘 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐀𝐍 𝐀𝐁𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐔𝐓𝐄 𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐓𝐄𝐑. 𝐖𝐄 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐎𝐅𝐅 𝐓𝐎 𝐀 𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓 🎱🎯

The Camborne CC Sports Bar Winter Pool & Darts League has been exactly what we hoped for so far: competitive enough to matter, unserious enough to be hilarious, and most importantly everyone is having a great craic which is exactly what it's all about!!

Every team has now played, and after last night’s victory over 𝑻𝒉𝒆 2️⃣’𝒔, our hastily assembled 𝐋𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐮𝐭𝐞 𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 have somehow staggered their way to the top of the table, narrowly leading courtesy of a superior games difference. Thrown together at the eleventh hour and now top of the league shortly afterwards!! Apparently, preparation is massively overrated.

📊 Fancy seeing who’s flying, who’s flailing and who’s already blaming the equipment? Have a nose through the league table, results and player stats here: https://ccc-pool-and-darts.replit.app/

🎱🎯 WHAT A START. GAME ON.

23/10/2026

🌪️ STORMFORCE FRIDAY. BAR OPEN 19:02.

Storm Austen has spent the last few hours trying to relocate half of Cornwall without planning permission, so once you’ve finished retrieving your bins from somebody else’s postcode, get yourself down the club.

Tonight it’s another round of our Friday Social Pool & Darts, with The 2’s taking on brand new outfit Last Minute Legends. And as the name suggests, they were thrown together at the last possible moment like a stag do WhatsApp group after three people drop out, one bloke gets banned from Ryanair and somebody’s cousin suddenly becomes available. The first couple of fixtures have been cracking fun, which is exactly what this whole thing is supposed to be about.

📺 On the square thing that projects sounds and images, we’ve somehow been blessed with the absolute box office spectacle of Ipswich v Nottingham Forest 😴😴😴. If that doesn’t get the pulse racing, we’ve also got the egg chasing, where Gloucester will be hoping to get Bath dirty. Yes, I’m pleased with that one.

🍺 And don’t forget the fresh guest ale, Wadworth 6X. Sounds filthy. Isn’t. Still worth getting your laughing gear around though.

So forget the wind, forget the rain, forget the fact your garden furniture is now in Redruth. Come down, have a laugh and do what you do best.

19:02. Pool. Darts. Football. Rugby. 6X. General Friday nonsense.

🍻 LIVE THE STORMFORCE FRIDAY DREAM.

22/10/2026

🍺 THIRSTY THURSDAY. BAR OPEN 18:59.

Thursday has rolled around again, bringing with it the familiar sight of our more experienced clientele gently throwing slithers of cardboard at one another with absolutely no malice whatsoever, while slowly rotating around tables in something that still looks suspiciously like speed dating with orthopaedic footwear.

Yes. Euchre 🃏.

🎱 Elsewhere, our award-winning pool team are in action as they welcome The Wanderers from deepest, darkest Carharrack 👀. Nobody quite knows what happens between Lanner and Scorrier after sunset, but apparently tonight they’re sending representatives.

⚽ On the telebox there is also some eminently forgettable European football involving the Mackems and the Eagles. If conversation completely dries up, somebody steals the cards and the pool table catches fire, we may even put the volume on.

🍺 More importantly, Wadworth 6X is BACK as our guest ale, and this time it has arrived with some rather sexy new stemmed glasses. Frankly, the b**r has never looked so overdressed. Get your laughing gear around one and give it a proper slurp.

18:59. Euchre. Pool. Tenuous European football. 6X in posh glassware. Thursday sorted.

🍻 LIVE THE THURSDAY DREAM AND ALL THAT SHIZZLE.