Camborne CC Sports Bar

13/09/2026

😏🍻 SUNDAY SEXY SUNDAY 🍻😏

Bar open at the wonderfully unnecessary 15:33 today.

⚽ 16:30 Man Ure v Man Sh*tty
A proper waste transfer station derby. One bin’s overflowing, the other one’s on fire. 😂

🍎 We’ve still got loads of dirt cheap cider, so get your laughing gear around it. It’s bloody lovely.

Today’s Fake Fact

Imran Khan can’t whistle.
Never could. Refuses lessons.

Live the Sunday Dream. 🍻😎

12/09/2026

🍻 STUPENDOUS SATURDAY 🍻

Bar doors creak open at the beautifully unnecessary time of 15:08 today. 😂

🏉 15:00 Premiership Cup Rugby
Yes, you’ll miss the first 8 minutes. Think of it as us protecting you from all that exhausting early excitement.

⚽ 17:30 Spurs v Everton
Spurs attempting to lose at home again, Everton attempting to work out how to let them. 🍬

⚽ 20:00 Sunderland v Arsenal
The Black Cats welcome the Gunners to the North East. Arsenal will bring approximately 94% possession, Sunderland will bring noise, tackles and absolutely no interest in the spreadsheet. 🔴⚪

Ian Botham has nothing whatsoever to do with any of this. 🏏

🍺 Plus the dirt cheap cider is still flowing, with proceeds helping our youngsters heading to Sri Lanka. So technically, drinking cider is now community service. 😉

Live the Saturday dream. 🍻🏏

11/09/2026

🎉🍻 50th FIESTA FRIDAY - BAR OPEN AT 19:06 🍻🎉

It’s Renz’s 50th birthday party tonight at Camborne CC Sports Bar, so we’re expecting a busy one! 🥳

Members are welcome, but there are three conditions of entry...

💃 You must dance
🍻 You must drink
🥂 And you absolutely must buy the birthday girl a drink

Renz is hoping to clock up at least 50 of them tonight... what could possibly go wrong? 😉😂

See you at the bar! 🍻

10/09/2026

🔥 THIRSTY THURSDAY 🔥

🍻 Bar open 19:02

We’ve still got loads of cider left at £2.50 a pint, so frankly, you’d be mad not to.

⚽ Champions League football on the telebox at 8pm as Man Ure take on Sabah Baku, who sound less like a football team and more like a suspicious designer aftershave Del Boy would sell from the back of a van.

Cheap cider. European football. Thursday sorted.

🍻 LIVE THE DREAM. 🍻

09/09/2026

🔥 WEDNESDAY. FREE STUFF. EUROPEAN FOOTBALL. WE MOVE. 🔥

🍻 Bar open 18:33

Midweek has arrived and we are treating it with the contempt it deserves.

Tonight we have Champions League football on the telebox as Liverpool take on Atletico Madrid. Yes, Atletico, not Athletico. Somewhere along the line the Spanish language looked at the letter H, rolled its eyes, clicked its tongue and said, “No no no, that is far too English for our liking.” A big night ahead for lovers of football, drama and people who pronounce things with a theatrical lisp.

And because Camborne CC Sports Bar is rapidly becoming the home of free, tonight we bring you:

🎱 Free pool
🧊 Free ice
💨 Free air

That is right. We are now basically giving away the building itself one molecule at a time.

We’ve also got plenty of cider still left in, going at a frankly daft £2.50 a pint, which is less a drinks offer and more a cry for help from the pricing department.

So there it is. Free pool, free ice, free air, cheap cider and Champions League football. If that doesn’t tempt you out on a Wednesday, I’m not sure anything short of free central heating will.

🍻 LIVE THE WEDNESDAY DREAM. 🍻

06/09/2026

☀️🍏 SUPER SUNDAY 🍏☀️ Bar open 15:23

Right then, Sunday has arrived and apparently we are continuing our campaign to make cider cheaper than bottled water at an airport.

🍎 THE CIDER MADNESS CONTINUES. 6 PINTS FOR £15. That is still £2.50 a pint, a price last spotted shortly before people started putting polyphonic ringtones on Nokias. And remember, proceeds are helping Jacob and Jenson with their Cornwall Cricket trip to Sri Lanka, so there is actually some wholesome purpose behind this financial lunacy.

A few people have already asked about going bigger. You absolutely can grab as much as you can drink for £30, but this is not Man v Cider. Nobody needs to complete the entire works before Antiques Roadshow. Pace yourselves, enjoy it and retain the ability to identify your own front door later.

⚽ Then at 16:30 we have Arsenal v Chelsea LIVE. North London against West London. Red against blue. Arteta against a Chelsea squad so large I am fairly sure three of them have never actually met.

🍺 Naturally Dartmoor Legend is still brooding majestically on the pumps, Kraken is lurking in the darkness, and Peach Blush remains dangerously good at turning “I’ll only stay for one” into an entirely different sentence.

So get down from 15:23, find somewhere comfortable, investigate the cider situation and settle in for a proper Sunday afternoon of football, nonsense and extremely competitive hydration.

🍻 LIVE THE SUPER SUNDAY DREAM. 🍻

05/09/2026

05/09/2026

🔥🍏 STUPENDOUS SATURDAY - bar open at 15:01 🍏🔥

RIGHT. HERE WE GO. WE’VE KEPT THIS QUIET LONG ENOUGH.

Today we are launching something completely ridiculous.

6 PINTS OF CIDER FOR £15. Yes. SIX. PINTS. FIFTEEN. QUID.

That is £2.50 a pint, which in 2026 feels less like a promotion and more like somebody has misplaced a decimal point and we have decided to keep schtum.

Here’s the good bit though. proceeds are going towards Jacob and Jenson and their Cornwall Cricket trip to Sri Lanka. So you can sit there feeling incredibly pleased with yourself while drinking cider at a price that appears to have travelled here from 2004.

Buy your token card, work your way through the selection and enjoy the finest combination imaginable: cheap cider and doing something genuinely decent at the same time.

🍺 We have also got Dartmoor Legend on guest ale duty, brooding away like it has just wandered off the moor carrying several secrets and one very good pint.

⚽ Then at 17:30, Premier League football arrives as high flying Hull host wholesale Aston Villa. Hull are currently flying around like someone has strapped a jet engine to a combine harvester, while Villa seem determined to buy enough footballers to start their own parish.

So there it is. The cider offer is LIVE. Six pints. Fifteen pounds. Jacob and Jenson benefit.

Quite frankly, if that does not get you through the door, I may have to start giving out free livestock.

🍻 LIVE THE STUPENDOUS SATURDAY DREAM. 🍻

04/09/2026

🔥🏏 FUTURE STARS FRIDAY 🏏🔥 Bar open 17:57

Tonight is a special one as our All Stars and Dynamos Presentation Evening brings another brilliant summer to a close. There will be certificates, medals and enough proud little faces to remind us exactly why these evenings matter. More importantly, there will also be burgers and hotdogs, because nobody has ever successfully framed a certificate and eaten it.

A proper mention has to go to the legendary Paul Mankee (Pac Mank), our All Stars and Dynamos Coordinator, and the fantastic team around him. The hours they put in, usually long before anyone else arrives and long after everyone has gone home, are enormous. What they create is about far more than teaching children how to bat and bowl. They give youngsters confidence, friendships, memories and a genuine connection with the club. These kids are the future of Camborne Cricket Club, and the work Paul and his team do gives that future one hell of a foundation. Massive thanks to every single one of you. 💚🏏

🍺 We also have a Guest Ale arriving tonight. It comes from somewhere around Mid Devon. Dartmoor, perhaps. Apparently, it is something of a Legend. Any guesses? 👀

⚽ At 8pm the Premier League telebox fires up as the Tractor Boys of Ipswich take on Liverpool. Expect agricultural machinery against Scouse engineering. Ipswich will be attempting to plough straight through midfield while Liverpool try to nick the points, the hubcaps and anything else left unattended near the penalty area. 🚜😂

And finally, tonight’s completely fabricated football fact:

Apparently Jürgen Klopp and John Wark once spent an entire Tuesday afternoon in Bury St Edmunds wearing matching red fezzes after mistakenly believing they had entered a Turkish themed five a side tournament. Neither man removed the fez until somebody explained that “Fez Tuesday” was actually the name of the kebab shop next door.

Absolutely none of that happened. Probably.

So get yourselves down. Celebrate our brilliant youngsters, raise a glass to the volunteers, investigate the mysterious Legend, consume something from the grill and watch the weekend come steaming in hotter than a sausage left unattended in the hatch.

🔥🍻 LIVE THE FRIDAY NIGHT DREAM. 🍻🔥

03/09/2026

🍻 THURSDAY. BAR OPEN AT 19:02. THAT’LL DO. 🍻

There will be an elderly Euchre regiment in tonight, silently sliding cards around like they’re deciding the future of Western civilisation whilst revolving around table to table, you could be forgiven for thinking it's speed dating in slow motion. Leave them to it. They know the rules.

For everyone else, the brief is simple. Come down, have a pint, talk nonsense and improve Thursday considerably.

👀 There may also be a sneaky little preview of something starting this weekend. No drumroll, no TED Talk, just have a look and pretend you knew about it first.

🍻 LIVE THE THURSDAY DREAM.