Trades Private Hotel

23/09/2026

23/09/2026

🐪💥 HUMP DAY HAS ARRIVED! 💥🐪

It’s Wednesday here at Trades Hotel & Bar 🍻😎 and we’re officially over the hump… although some of us are still trying to work out which way is up! 😂🤪

☕ Rijo coffees for those needing a caffeine rescue 🚑
🍺 Chilled beers because obviously!
🍷 Wines for the classy people… or those pretending to be! 😂
🥃 Spirits for anyone who has decided Wednesday needs a little extra encouragement! 🤣

👀 BUT WAIT… WHO’S ON THE BAR TODAY? 👀🤔

That, is another Trades mystery! 🕵️‍♂️🔎😂

Will it be the usual suspect? 😜
Will it be someone unexpected? 😱
Will they actually know where everything is? 🤣🍻

🤫 You’ll have to come along and find out! 👀

And if that isn’t mysterious enough…

🚪🌚 TWO MYSTERIOUS ROOMS 🌚🚪
Two rooms. Plenty of mystery. Absolutely no guarantees you’ll understand what’s going on! 😂😂

🐪🍻 HUMP DAY AT TRADES — COME FOR THE DRINKS, STAY FOR THE MYSTERY! 🍻🐪

22/09/2026

🚨🍻 TUESDAY HAS ARRIVED AT TRADES! 🍻🚨

Well, well, well… it’s Tuesday here at Trades Hotel and Bar and somehow Phil has been allowed back behind the bar! 🤣🍺 God help us all! 🙏😂

☕ Rijo coffee & luxury hot chocolate are on the go — because sometimes you need caffeine just to survive Phil! 😂☕🍫

🎱 POOL TABLE UPDATE: It’s now so well-worn in, it’s practically part of the furniture! 🎱🤣 Give it a whack and see if you can actually pot something! 😜

🚪👀 And of course, we’ve got our mysterious rooms to enter… where you never quite know what’s waiting for you! 😂🔑

🍻 Drinks flowing
🎱 Pool balls rolling
☕ Coffee brewing
🤣 Phil causing trouble
🌙 And we’re keeping the doors open until 4AM!

So why stay in on a Tuesday when you can come to Trades and make questionable decisions until the early hours?! 😂🍺🌙

📍 Trades Hotel & Bar
⏰ Open until 4AM
🍻 Come on in! 🚪😂

20/09/2026

🔥 SUNDAY JUST GOT A WHOLE LOT HOTTER AT TRADES! 🔥

Forget a quiet Sunday afternoon… we’ve got something rather more entertaining planned. 😈

👀 MALE STRIPPER – ON FROM 4PM!
🍹 Drinks flowing
🎶 Great atmosphere
😏 Plenty of eye candy
🔥 And perhaps a little less clothing as the afternoon goes on…

Get the gang together, grab your favourite spot and prepare for a Sunday at Trades that might leave you feeling a little hot under the collar! 😂🔥

📅 Sunday 20th
⏰ From 4PM
📍 Trades, Blackpool
🌈 EVERYONE WELCOME

Who are you bringing? 👀 Tag the friend who definitely needs convincing… or the one who absolutely DOESN’T! 😂

🔥 See you at Trades! 🔥

16/08/2026

Well we've gone and done it doubled up on the st*****rs today from get here get ready and hold on tight