18/09/2026
I know I’ve been gone for quite a while. I’ve been busy making a movie. Not just any movie… the biggest movie of my life. A movie about friendship, betrayal, b**r, and one very angry bottle of vodka.
Diary of a Wimpy Wynn: Nick’s Gaff.
I play Wimpy Wynn, owner of Nick’s Gaff. Alongside me are Carlsberg and Fosters, two legends who’ve stood by me through thick and thin. But now, a new enemy has arrived… Nicks Fears.
This isn’t a comedy. This isn’t a drama. This is war.
Coming soon… to absolutely no cinema that has agreed to show it.