Nick's Gaff

Nick's Gaff As seen on every single Blackpool Gazette post - this is the best gaff in Blackpool!! (Please note - this is satire page, don't take it seriously!) 🤣

19/05/2026

F**k you Arsenal... You dirty cheating 1-0 c***s. Anyway come to Nick's Gaff to celebrate with Johnny-Boy Raymond Browning

From all at Nick's Gaff - well done to VARsenal on winning the premier league!
19/05/2026

From all at Nick's Gaff - well done to VARsenal on winning the premier league!

We are aware of the current allegations which have been made against us, however we not comment further at this stage. T...
19/05/2026

We are aware of the current allegations which have been made against us, however we not comment further at this stage.

Thankfully Blackpool Gazette will only report on this story in 12-13 years time so until then we will be safe to continue operating as usual.

Thank you all for your support!

NEW LOCATION - PMAPPROVEDOfficial royal seal and PM approval secured!Our new London spot is open, packed out, and servin...
19/05/2026

NEW LOCATION - PM
APPROVED
Official royal seal and PM approval secured!
Our new London spot is open, packed out, and serving warm Fosters for just £1.75.
Please ignore the bloke asleep outside, nothing to see there. Same great pub, proper official status, same madness inside with Lud up to his usual tricks.
Come down, we're ready for you!

Mark JW well done, you have won the Nick's Gaff prize of the week (and it's only Tuesday). Please come to nicks gaff to ...
19/05/2026

Mark JW well done, you have won the Nick's Gaff prize of the week (and it's only Tuesday).
Please come to nicks gaff to collect your free pint of Carlsberg by end of Friday :)

Happy birthday Joe Crane
19/05/2026

Happy birthday Joe Crane

Watch all England matches here at Nick's Gaff For every Maguire Headed goal, you will get two warm lagers and a half eat...
19/05/2026

Watch all England matches here at Nick's Gaff
For every Maguire Headed goal, you will get two warm lagers and a half eaten tuna sandwich. Absolutely insane offer
Come down to Nick's Gaff to cheer on the lads

FROM THE OWNER: We're Officially A National Treasure!Huge thanks everyone, we couldn't have done this without you. We se...
19/05/2026

FROM THE OWNER: We're Officially A National Treasure!
Huge thanks everyone, we couldn't have done this without you. We serve warm Fosters, Carling and Carlsberg, proper quality every time. You will meet Mr Angry here, great name but absolute gent, wouldn't hurt a fly. Then there is Lud, proper trouble maker that one. Always up to something, causing chaos, and we never know what he will do next. Even the PM popped in, had a pint, had a lovely chat with Mr Angry, and had to keep a close eye on Lud the whole time. Long live Nick's Gaff.

Possible sign for outside Nick's Gaff (which I still can't tag) ... to welcome his Danish punters !!
19/05/2026

Possible sign for outside Nick's Gaff (which I still can't tag) ... to welcome his Danish punters !!

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