Sharpness Sports and Social Club

19/06/2026

👀 **Watch out for this week’s Sunday Update…** 👀

Well Dockers… buckle up.

What a week it’s been 😅

It’s been a week of testing patience, crossed wires, miscommunications, last-minute panics and enough drama to rival EastEnders, Coronation Street and a Netflix thriller all rolled into one 🍿😂

Safe to say there’s been plenty happening behind the scenes at Sharpness Sports & Social Club.

At this point we’re not entirely sure whether we’re running a social club or auditioning for The Apprentice.

Let’s just say by Saturday night… Lindsey, Ally and Sarah may need:
🍷 a stiff drink
🍫 emergency chocolate
🚫 and a **DO NOT APPROACH** sign

Possibly while gently rocking in a corner questioning all of life’s choices 😂

There have been wins…
There have been wobblers…
There may have been moments where someone muttered “I’m done” under their breath.

But as always… somehow… the Dockers ship keeps sailing ⚓😂

There’s plenty to update you on this week:
🎶 Upcoming events
🍻 Club news
🎯 Committee failures — because come on, we’re all human
👀 And maybe a few things we want your thoughts on...

And if all that sounds a bit much… come and join us at the bar Saturday night from **9pm** 🍻

🎸 Enjoy some brilliant live Rock & Blues music with **The Hush** — back by popular demand.

Lindsey will no doubt have a pink gin in hand 🍸
And of course Ally and Sarah will probably be guarding the Disaronno like their lives depend on it 😂

So keep your eyes peeled for Sunday’s update.

Trust us… you won’t want to miss this one 👀

19/06/2026

18/06/2026

👨‍👧‍👦🍽️ Treat Dad This Father’s Day at Sharpness Sports & Social Club! 🍽️👨‍👧‍👦

This Sunday, why not leave the cooking to us and enjoy a delicious traditional Sunday Roast with family and friends?

Choose from our succulent roast meats, served with crispy roast potatoes, Yorkshire puddings, fresh seasonal vegetables and lashings of rich homemade gravy – everything Dad deserves on his special day!

💙 Father’s Day – This Sunday
🍽️ Traditional Sunday Roasts
👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Perfect for the whole family

⚠️ Spaces are limited and we expect to be busy, so advance booking is highly recommended.

Make Father’s Day one to remember with great food, great company and great memories.

📞 Book your table today to avoid disappointment!

18/06/2026

🍳☕ Start Your Friday the Right Way! ☕🍳

Join us at Sharpness Sports & Social Club this Friday for a delicious breakfast to kick-start your day!

Whether you’re in the mood for a hearty full English, a bacon sandwich, or simply a coffee and catch-up with friends, we’ve got you covered.

🥓 Freshly cooked breakfast
☕ Tea, coffee & refreshments
😊 Friendly atmosphere
📍 Sharpness Sports & Social Club

Why rush through breakfast when you can relax and enjoy great food in great company?

Bring your friends, family, or come along and meet new faces – everyone is welcome!

📞 Call us to book yours now.

Who’s joining us this Friday? 👇

17/06/2026

⚽️🏆 WORLD CUP WEDNESDAY AT SHARPNESS SPORTS & SOCIAL CLUB 🏆⚽️

Football's coming to the Dockers! 🍻

Join us as England take on Croatia in what promises to be a huge World Cup clash.

🏴 ENGLAND 🆚 CROATIA 🇭🇷

📅 Wednesday 17th June 2026
⏰ Kick Off: 9:00pm
📍 Sharpness Sports & Social Club

🍺 Cold drinks available all night
📺 Watch the match on the big screens
⚽ World Cup atmosphere
🎉 FREE ENTRY

Whether you're a lifelong England supporter or just fancy a night out with friends, come and cheer on the Three Lions with us.

Can England get their World Cup campaign off to the perfect start? 🦁🦁🦁

Get your shirts on, bring your mates and let's make some noise for England!

COME ON ENGLAND! 🇬🇧⚽🍻

16/06/2026

☕✨ Join us for a delightful Afternoon Tea at Sharpness Sports & Social Club! ✨☕

📅 Saturday 11th July
⏰ 2:00pm – 5:00pm

Treat yourself to a delicious selection of sandwiches, cakes, scones and of course plenty of tea in great company.

💙 £20 per person
🥂 £25 per person including a glass of Prosecco

Whether you’re catching up with friends, celebrating a special occasion, or simply enjoying an afternoon out, we’d love to welcome you.

📍 Sharpness Sports & Social Club

Spaces are limited, so book early to avoid disappointment!

14/06/2026

📢 Weekly Round-Up at Sharpness Sports & Social Club 📢

Well, what a week it’s been!

First up, we narrowly avoided what can only be described as The Great Cabbage Crisis of 2026 🥬. Ally somehow (again!🤣) only ordered one cabbage instead of one case of cabbages. Thankfully, Rhys swooped in to save the day before there was a full-scale cabbage emergency. Disaster averted!

Saturday night’s disco was an absolute blast 🕺💃. The dance floor was busy, the music was great, and judging by some of the moves on display, a few people may still be recovering!

The skittles teams are in great spirits, full of laughs, friendly competition, and the occasional debate over whether that was really a nine or an eight… 🎳

Friday morning breakfasts are flying out of the kitchen faster than we can plate them up. Even the black pudding is proving popular – who knew?! 🍳🥓

As always, our regular locals have kept us entertained all week with plenty of laughs, stories, and questionable advice.

Despite a busy week, Sarah, Lindsey and Ally are somehow still standing, still smiling, and still laughing! They’re already busy planning more events and fun for all of you lovely lot.

Thanks for another fantastic week at the club – see you all soon! ❤️

13/06/2026

🚨 Tables Are Filling Fast for Tomorrow’s Sunday Roast! 🚨

If you’re planning on joining us for a delicious Sunday Roast tomorrow at Sharpness Sports & Social Club, don’t leave it too late to book!

Our popular roasts feature tender meats, crispy roast potatoes, fluffy Yorkshire puddings, fresh vegetables, and plenty of rich gravy – the perfect way to round off the weekend.

🍽️ Limited tables remaining
📅 Tomorrow
📍 Sharpness Sports & Social Club

Avoid disappointment and reserve your table today. Once the tables are gone, they’re gone!

Gather your family and friends, leave the cooking and washing up to us, and enjoy a relaxing Sunday lunch in great company.

📞 Book now to secure your table.

Don’t miss out on one of the best Sunday lunches around!