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🕶️💡 OPERATION FRIDGE LIGHT: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!After weeks of suspense, Jeremy and Gayle have defeated the darkness. A...
23/10/2026

🕶️💡 OPERATION FRIDGE LIGHT: MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

After weeks of suspense, Jeremy and Gayle have defeated the darkness. All three fridge compartments are illuminated—and not a single bottle was harmed! 😂

Stevie completed Operation Rebottle, supplied photographic proof and took the Employee of the Month lead. Her observation that “Mum should have done it” remains on the official record. 🏆🍾

Meanwhile, management entered developer mode, developed absolutely nothing and finally persuaded the customer display to cooperate.

Agent Bella oversees the investigation from the back page. The treats have been secured as evidence. 🐾🕶️

Tap the pictures and zoom in for Friday’s Jolly Nailor Chronicles. What should our crack investigation team tackle next? 😂📰

Gayle is back from holiday and normal disorder has resumed! 😂A quiet Wednesday still produced a last-orders news briefin...
22/10/2026

Gayle is back from holiday and normal disorder has resumed! 😂

A quiet Wednesday still produced a last-orders news briefing, while the Chronicles has started reaching people who aren’t even at the bar. Welcome to our newest readers—you’ll soon know far too much about the fridge.

Speaking of which… today is its scheduled light-repair day. Will there finally be enlightenment? 💡😂

Bella delivers her final word on the back page, subject to dinner arriving on time.

Tap the pictures and zoom in for a read. What do you reckon: will the fridge light work before the Christmas decorations go up? 🎄👀

📰🐾 Today’s Jolly Nailor Chronicles has arrived!Lottie is back with mum after a week as Assistant Editor—but she’s made a...
21/10/2026

📰🐾 Today’s Jolly Nailor Chronicles has arrived!

Lottie is back with mum after a week as Assistant Editor—but she’s made a best friend along the way. ❤️

Meanwhile, Simon finishes his electrical inspection only to discover management has more jobs for him, the loyalty cards finally appear to the amazement of staff, and we ask the big question: will the mulled w**e actually reach the bar? 😂🍷

Bella has the final word on the back page, naturally. Nobody’s brave enough to take that off her.

Tap the pictures and zoom in for a read. Which story made you smile—and who deserves a mention in the next edition? 👀😂

📰 The Jolly Nailor Chronicles has escaped the bar! 😂Our little pub paper turns everyday happenings into headlines — with...
20/10/2026

📰 The Jolly Nailor Chronicles has escaped the bar! 😂

Our little pub paper turns everyday happenings into headlines — with Bella overseeing the editorial standards 🐾

Today’s edition bids farewell to Lottie, our temporary Assistant Editor, after a busy week of neighbourhood investigations, gardening and monitoring the chicken budget. 🐾🐾

Have a read, zoom in for the small print, and tell us what you think! Should we share more editions here? 🍻

🎉 THIS WEEK’S JOLLY FREEBIE WINNER! 🎉Congratulations to Tris, who picked up this week’s Mystery Prize! 🎁👀And what was hi...
11/09/2026

🎉 THIS WEEK’S JOLLY FREEBIE WINNER! 🎉

Congratulations to Tris, who picked up this week’s Mystery Prize! 🎁👀

And what was hiding behind the mystery?...

🍫 A Cadbury’s chocolate selection box
🥂 A bottle of Prosecco

Not a bad little combination for the weekend! 😂🥂🍫

Thanks to everyone who entered, and if you didn’t win this time, keep an eye out for the next Jolly Freebie — you never know what we’ll come up with next! 😜

Well done, Tris — enjoy! 🎉

📍 The Jolly Nailor, Atherton
Come for a pint. Stay for the people. 🍺

🎉 THIS WEEK’S JOLLY FREEBIE WINNER! 🎉Congratulations to Cal, who has won this week’s £25 voucher for Martin’s Chippy! 🐟🍟...
05/09/2026

🎉 THIS WEEK’S JOLLY FREEBIE WINNER! 🎉

Congratulations to Cal, who has won this week’s £25 voucher for Martin’s Chippy! 🐟🍟🥳

A few pints at the Jolly followed by £25 worth of chippy — can't really argue with that! 😂🍺

Thanks to everyone who entered this week. If you didn’t win, don’t worry — the Jolly Freebie will be back again next week with another prize up for grabs! 🎁👀

Well done, Cal — enjoy! 🍟😜

📍 The Jolly Nailor, Atherton
Come for a pint. Stay for the people. 🍺

🎁 THE JOLLY FREEBIE HAS BEEN WON! 🎁Well done to Mel from Mechanics Rest, our latest Jolly Freebie winner! 🥳Mel picked th...
25/08/2026

🎁 THE JOLLY FREEBIE HAS BEEN WON! 🎁

Well done to Mel from Mechanics Rest, our latest Jolly Freebie winner! 🥳

Mel picked the Mystery Prize envelope and walked away with a lovely bottle of Ch*****ne 🍾🥂

Not bad considering it cost her absolutely NOTHING to enter 😂

The Jolly Freebie will be back again this week, so if you're in the pub make sure you get your FREE entry in the box.

No purchase needed, no catch... just free stuff because we can 😂

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🥧🍺 MONDAY PIE & PINT NIGHT 🍺🥧Mondays just got better… but spaces won’t last long 👀Enjoy a delicious pie + selected pint ...
31/05/2026

🥧🍺 MONDAY PIE & PINT NIGHT 🍺🥧

Mondays just got better… but spaces won’t last long 👀

Enjoy a delicious pie + selected pint for only £8.95 🍻

🥩 Steak Pie
🥔 Meat & Potato Pie
🧀 Cheese & Onion Pie

All served with chips, peas & gravy 😋

🎱 Pool Ladder Competition from 7PM
Fancy yourself on the table? Come along, join the competition and take on the locals!

⚠️ Limited availability each Monday – booking is strongly recommended to avoid missing out!

📞 Call in, give us a ring, or pop into the pub to book your table today!

Grab your mates, grab a pint, enjoy some great food and get involved in the action 🍺

Limited spaces available — once they’re gone, they’re gone!

🍀 SPLIT THE G CHALLENGE 🍀Think you’ve got what it takes? 👀🍺The rules are simple:✅ Freshly poured Guinness – let it settl...
30/05/2026

🍀 SPLIT THE G CHALLENGE 🍀

Think you’ve got what it takes? 👀🍺

The rules are simple:

✅ Freshly poured Guinness – let it settle
✅ ONE first sip only
✅ No extra sips or adjustments
✅ The line between the stout and foam must split the middle of the “G”

🎯 Split the G on your first attempt and your NEXT GUINNESS IS ON THE HOUSE! 🍺🔥

Miss it? Better luck next round 😄

Tag your mates, challenge your friends, and let’s see who can really Split The G! 👇🍀

🍺 GUINNESS LOVERS – THIS ONE’S FOR YOU! 🍺Introducing the Guinness Loyalty Card at The Jolly Nailor, Atherton!Buy your Gu...
28/05/2026

🍺 GUINNESS LOVERS – THIS ONE’S FOR YOU! 🍺

Introducing the Guinness Loyalty Card at The Jolly Nailor, Atherton!

Buy your Guinness, collect your stamps, and earn rewards while enjoying your favourite pint 🍻

✔️ Collect stamps with every qualifying Guinness purchase
✔️ Fill your card to unlock your reward
✔️ More Guinness = more rewards

Pop in, grab your loyalty card, and start collecting today!

📍 See you at The Jolly Nailor, Atherton

Tag your Guinness drinking mates 👇

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