Dark Horse Hospitality

24/05/2026

🥃🍺 Today's Office 🍺🥃

Today we are at the Big Horse & Dog Show at Milton of Crathes.

This lot must've been out last night, as they are looking a bit horse..... Pun intended, not even slightly sorry and will probably do it again.

Come on down and say hello as the 🌞 will be shining this afternoon.

18/05/2026

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This time next week 🫣🥳🥳

We can’t believe the show is now only one week away. It seems to have come round so fast this year!

A massive thank you to those who have entered or pledged sponsorship, it means a great deal to everyone involved in the event.

🐾 Entries for the dog show can be sent in advance or will be taken on the show field from 11am.

🐴 Horse entries - no entries on the day other than those already entered who wish to add an additional class.

We are delighted to have the following catering and stands joining us. Please support them if you can 🫶🏻

🍟 Smoke and Soul
☕️Daily Grind - Coffee Trailer
🍹Shots Fired Bar - Horse Hospitality
🍦Continental Cream

🐈 Mrs Murray’s Cat and Dog Home
🦴 Talia’s Tails
🦮 Sleepy Snuggles

08/05/2026

Ready for a great day out? Whether you're there for the horses, the hounds, or just the high spirits, make sure to swing by the Shots Fired Bar!

​We are excited to announce that our converted mobile truck bar will be stationed at the Milton of Crathes Events Field for the annual Crathes Charity Horse & Dog Show.

​📍 Event Details:

​Date: Sunday, 24th May
​Time: From 09:00 AM
​Location: Milton of Crathes, Banchory
​The Cause: Supporting the Equine Grass Sickness Fund

​🍻 What to Expect:

​The "Mitzy" Experience: Grab a drink from our new and unique, matte black beer truck—complete with its modernised bar features.

​Full Service: We’ll have a small range of draught beers, bottled favorites, and spirits.
​Family Friendly: We offer a great selection of soft drinks and alcohol-free options for those driving or under 18.

​Come for the showing classes, stay for the atmosphere, and help us raise money for a fantastic cause. We can’t wait to see you all there! 🐴🐶🥂

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03/05/2026

That's us now TikTok stars apparently 🤭

We will be available for autographs in the Saltoun Arms between 12:00 and 12:01 the morn. We will sign most body parts, bring your own pen 😁

03/05/2026

Today's office.....

Come on down to the Rallye At The River event at Milton of Crathes event today and say hello.

Plenty of rare cars to come and drool over.

Grab a 🍺 while you're there and say hello 👋

📅 Get your diary out......

📍Next up is BA Barn tomorrow 10-4pm

📍Then it's back to Milton of Crathes for the Horse and Dog Show 24th May. Hopefully you can catch us at one of these events soon 🙂

01/05/2026

Ready to kick off May with a bang? 🍻

The Shots Fired Bar is hitting the road this month, and we’ve got a packed lineup of events. Whether you’re looking for a cold pint after a car show or a refreshing drink in a sunny garden, we’ve got you covered.

Check out where you can find us this May:

📅 Sat, May 2nd, **Pop-up Bar in the salon** Cove 2pm – 9pm

📅 Sat, May 2nd, Rallye at the River, Milton of Crathes, 2pm – 9pm

📅 Sun, May 3rd, Rallye at the River, Milton of Crathes, 12pm – 4pm

📅 Mon, May 4th, Garden Party at BA Barn near Lyne of Skene, 10am – 4pm

📅 Sun, May 24th, Horse & Dog Show, Milton of Crathes, 12pm – 4pm

***Double Trouble (May 2nd):** We’re pulling a double shift! Find us in Cove for those Tan Allure vibes, or catch us at the River in Milton of Crathes.

***Bank Holiday Vibes (May 4th):** Ease into your Monday with a drink in the beautiful BA Barn near Lyne of Skene.

***Family & Furry Friends (May 24th):** We'll be serving at the Crathes Horse and Dog show—the perfect way to wrap up the month.

Tag your mates and let us know which event you'll be joining us at! 🥂✨

31/03/2026

One of my favourite moments from Saturday night at Ester's 40th birthday bash 💃🕺🔊🔊

31/03/2026

What a night! If you were at the Oldmachar British Legion this past Saturday, you know exactly where the party was at.

Stuart absolutely smashed it behind the decks for Ester’s 40th Birthday bash! 🎂✨

From the moment the first track dropped, the energy was through the roof. It’s not every day you hit the big 4-0, and Ester certainly did it in style.

* The Vibe: Pure celebration from start to finish.
* The Music: Stuart kept the floor moving with a perfect mix of floor-fillers and Ester’s favorites.
* The Crowd: Huge shoutout to all the family and friends who showed up to make Ester’s milestone so special.

Happy Birthday, Ester! Here’s to the next chapter being even better than the last. 🥂💃
Did you snap any great photos or videos of the night? Drop them in the comments below! 👇

10/03/2026

What a day! What can I say... these Insch girls love a party! A pleasure as always!

08/03/2026

What a night at Newhills Bowling Club! 🥳🎳

We had an absolute blast celebrating Lara’s 21st and Bill’s 85th—proof that age is just a number when there’s a dance floor involved!

Stuart kept the tunes pumping all night, but the highlight had to be the look on everyone’s faces when he dropped "Bob the Builder" out of nowhere! 👷‍♂️🎶 Definitely the surprise hit of the evening.

Huge thanks to everyone who came out to make it so special for Lara and Bill. Newhills definitely knows how to party! 🥂✨ Well done to Lara's sister who made a fantastic and tasty birthday cake for her.

Have any clips of the "Bob the Builder" chaos? Post them in the comments! 👇📸