07/08/2026
Hello world!
God, we missed you!
Not that we went on holiday. We’ve Just been a couple of solitaire cowboys in the bar missing you.
Like when you were a toddler and mom and dad went to get something from a different isle in the supermarket and left you in the trolley. Frightening 💩 to say the least. But when they came back…well that was a glorious moment!
Or when dad went to get something from the car and then came back 6 months later with a 20 year old called Stacey White….Word, word!
Anyway, what’s important is the return of those who cheered with you and sat back at your bar.
God damn it feels good, sure that you already know.
And hey, everybody needs a break.
Like Junior’s 3 month holiday he’s taking so far.
He could’ve opened a cocktail stand with a fairly premium lime-forward lemonade with vodka (wink-wink), but doing nothing till September just seemed to be a wiser choice.
For real though, since you don’t need to spend more money on sunscreen, come hydrate with us and tell us how your trip was in Tunisia….sorry, Malaga.
Doors open at 17:00
