Bells and Whistles

09/12/2026

Two guys enter the cage.

Then two more guys enter the cage.

Then this keeps happening for several hours while you drink b**r and yell “TAKEDOWN” at a television.

UFC 331 is live at Bells & Whistles this Saturday.

Van vs. Pantoja 2. Tsarukyan vs. Ruffy. Get your table booked.

09/07/2026

Back to school tomorrow.

Some of you have children.
Some of you are teachers.
Some of you are just about to discover that your commute got 25 minutes worse.

Whatever your situation, Labour Day drinks seem reasonable.

We’re here. Come by.

09/01/2026

There are 32 NFL teams, 18 weeks of football and countless opportunities to confidently make the wrong decision.

Seems like a good time for a Pick’Em.

B&W Weekly Pick’Em is free to join, with prizes every week and standings posted on the tile wall for the entire bar to see.

Win the whole season and you’ll get a $150 gift card, your table of choice for the Super Bowl and a championship T-shirt which, unlike your football opinions, will provide tangible evidence that you knew what you were talking about.

Think you know ball? Sign up now at the link in our bio.

09/01/2026

08/26/2026

Our very own take on Japan at 2pm! Watch it live here with home field advantage!

08/24/2026

Right, you’ve spent all summer telling everyone who’ll listen that you know more about football than the manager.

Time to produce the evidence.

The Bells & Whistles Fantasy Premier League is open, and there are prizes waiting for whoever finishes top of the table when the final whistle goes in May.

Pick your squad. Captain someone who immediately blanks. Leave 18 points on the bench. Spend Sunday evening explaining that you were actually ahead of the underlying numbers.

You know. Football.

Entries are open until Matchweek 3. Hit the link in our bio and get your team in.

08/20/2026

THIS SUMMER…

After years away, Coventry City have finally fought their way back to the Premier League.

Unfortunately, Arsenal heard they were coming.

One newly promoted underdog. One English football giant. Ninety minutes to find out whether this is a triumphant return… or a brutal reminder of what they’ve returned to.

ARSENAL vs COVENTRY CITY
Friday, August 21 • 12PM
Live at Bells & Whistles

And because every summer blockbuster needs a concession special: $26 gets you a burger + b**r at lunch.

Come hungry. Come thirsty. Maybe don’t look beneath the pitch.

Reserve your table now.

08/11/2026

🚨 BREAKING: BELLS & WHISTLES ENTERS THE TRANSFER MARKET.

We’re looking to add a couple of proven veterans to the squad.

Experienced servers. Experienced bartenders. Weekend availability is a must. Strong fundamentals, good locker-room presence and the ability to perform under the bright lights strongly encouraged.

Think you’ve got the tools to make the roster?

Send your resume to [email protected].

08/03/2026

Business as usual tomorrow. Lunch specials, happy hour, cold pints, hot food.

See you later!

07/29/2026

Forecast: 100% chance of "one more round."

Burgers stacked high. B**r ice cold. Patio buzzing. Your group chat has officially run out of excuses.

Meet us outside.

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