04/10/2025
FRIES
Classic, reliable, and secretly the main character. You keep it cool but you’re a class favourite.
YAM FRIES
You seem laid-back, but we see you checking your horoscope and sipping kombucha. A little sweet, a little spicy—just like your texts at 11:11.
TRUFFLE PARM FRIES
You’ve got champagne taste on a beer budget—and you make it work. Drama? Maybe. But only the glamorous kind. You give luxury, even in a hoodie.
ONION RINGS
Bold. Loyal. Slightly chaotic. You’re not afraid to cry a little (even if it’s from the onions). You probably have the best laugh at the table.
LOADED DIRTY FRIES
You are the life of the party, no question. Probably showed up “just for one” and now you’re organizing the afterparty. You live for extra.
CHICHARRÓN
Mysterious. Adventurous. You have big “I’ve got a story but I’ll tell you later” energy. You like your snacks crispy, your drinks cold, and your nights unpredictable.