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09/20/2026

I turned around a dying strip club 6 years ago.
It’s time to turn around my family’s church that’s on the verge of being sold. And I’m most definitely using the platform I’ve got.

Stay tuned, sinners. This is the character arch nobody was expecting.

09/20/2026

And know what? F**k Dominos in the Thunder Centre, too.

09/18/2026

Sorry I like your post. That was an accident.

09/18/2026

Aldo cant even pay his tab at our bar, but the parking authority thinks I’m going to pay my parking tickets?
Pass.
Get fu**ed, Mike.

09/18/2026

We’ll campaign fully for whoever pays Aldo’s tab. He sure ain’t gonna do it.

09/14/2026

We haven’t had access to our messages in a month, just getting caught up now.
Y’all are perverts, ya know? Find Jesus.

09/14/2026

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09/14/2026

09/12/2026

Balls.

09/03/2026

Good morning, fellow heathens