Bubonic Kronik

04/26/2026

We check productivity… and leave with tea ☕💀”

04/26/2026

Some of y’all really out here va**ng mid… couldn’t be me 😬

04/24/2026

Nala is DONE being bored 😤
She said it’s time to TURN UP 🐾🔥
VIP NIGHT TONIGHT
5–9PM
Door crashers 💥
Storewide deals 🛍️
Food + vibes 🍴✨
Readings start at 6 👀
Pull up or miss out… Nala’s already in party mode 🐾🎉

04/21/2026

Meet the crew behind the counter 👀🔥
The ones who know your flavors before you even speak…
The ones keeping the vibes up all day…
The reason Bubonic isn’t just a shop — it’s a whole experience 💨
From helping you find your go-to, to putting you on something new… this is the team making it happen every single day.
Pull up, say what’s up, and see why we do it different 😤

04/21/2026

🔥 FULL LINEUP DROP 🔥
If you’ve been sleeping on Bubonic… this is your wake-up call 😏
We’re stacked with the hardest hitters, craziest flavours, and the newest drops in the game right now. No weak pulls. No boring picks. Just straight 🔥
💨 Whether you want sweet, icy, or straight knockout flavour… we got it.
📍 Pull up and see what everyone’s talking about
👀 Which one are you grabbing first??
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04/09/2026

“Bubonic Kronik employees don’t clock in… we turn up 😉

04/08/2026

“HR watching staff throw hands over an OXBAR 100K disposable v**e like 👁👄👁”
Now now girls fight nice 😛

04/03/2026

04/03/2026

“I didn’t pressure you… I guided your bad decisions 😌”
Bubonic Kronik you'll have to pay for us to stop talking 🫪