07/28/2026
🏆 Poker Stories – A Chip, A Chair... and a Whole Lot of Humble Pie
Poker has a funny way of keeping us humble.
As we gathered for the final game of the regular season, the points race couldn't have been tighter. Karen, Alice, Gail and LeeAnne had spent the entire season showing us fellas how it's done, but there was still one stubborn guy mathematically alive in the race...
Me.
Naturally, being the humble, modest fellow that I am...
I announced before the first card was dealt:
"Wouldn't it be unfortunate if I won tonight... and stole the points championship?"
The poker gods heard every word.
At first, they seemed to agree.
The cards were falling my way, the chips kept piling up, and by the time we reached the final table I had a mountain of chips that was larger than the rest of the table combined.
Standing in my way?
Karen...
With one lonely chip.
Dennis...
Who had just battled back from the B Side...
Also with one lonely chip.
This was it.
The comeback story was writing itself.
The Maxem Commissioner was about to complete the greatest "I told you so" in league history.
Then poker remembered its oldest saying.
"All you need is a chip... and a chair."
Apparently, Karen and Dennis got the memo.
I didn't.
From that moment on, I couldn't win a hand if my life depended on it.
Pocket pairs?
Gone.
Big slick?
Gone.
Monster hands?
Crushed.
The mountain became a hill.
The hill became a molehill.
The molehill became...
An empty chair.
Karen somehow turned one chip into the Season 56 Points Championship, proving that persistence beats panic every time.
Meanwhile Dennis took his own one-chip B Side comeback all the way to the tournament victory, completing one of the most improbable wins of the season.
So what did we learn?
Never celebrate too early.
Never underestimate a short stack.
And never, ever tempt the poker gods with a pre-game speech.
Congratulations to Karen, our Season 56 Points Champion, and to Dennis, who proved once again that all you really need is...
A chip... and a chair.
🎉 Tonight's Event
The regular season may be over...
But one battle remains!
Tonight is the Season Championship Ring Game!
Good luck to everyone chasing the ultimate prize.
May your big hands hold...
May your bluffs get through...
And may your chair stay occupied just a little longer than everyone else's! 🏆♠️♥️