Matts Whre House is your premier shop for all things you really need. Matt's Whre House is a place that is strictly NOT covid compliant. We pride ourselves on the transmission of covid and lack of AIDS and herpes. Our moto from day one has always been - be positive, but not for chlamydia and warts. We offer a wonderful selection of alcohol; whether it's JagerBomb shots, Keiths on draft, a wide selection of rum mixed drinks, or my famous Matt's Famous Milkshake, you have all the variety you could ever ask for. For food we have a wonderful selection of hot dogs, pop corn, nacho cheese, and bacon. And for the younger crowd (you know who you are Gav--) we have some cotton candy to stimulate your growing taste buds. Not only that, we have exotic vegan alternative foods. Try our mouth watering Ice Cube - this highly sought after cuisine is available all day everyday. Now onto the fun stuff; we have some of St. Thomas most sought after exotic dancers. From the ghetto's of northwest St. Thomas to the premium southeast St. Thomas, your options are endless. Starting at $20.00 CAD / song, these ladies will tantalize you for the entire night. If you're a smooth talker, you might even get a little extra. Our new poker room offers all the luxuries of being in a casino without having to drive so far to get there. If you sign up to our VIP section, we'll alert you for high roller games. Talking accommodations: we have two premium suites available on an hourly or daily basis. The mattress is the best $500 bed you can purchase on sale from the Brick back in 2018. They have only been slept on a few times, excluding that crazy weekend we had about a year ago. I hope you enjoy Matt's Whre House and the experience you have. Please send us a like and review if you enjoyed your time.
