06/17/2026
Whoa! Look everyone! It's a bird.. It's a plane.. Nope, false alarm, definitely a bird. Or multiple pieces of multiple birds to be more accurate. Birds are pretty awesome you know. Some can fly great distances without having to rest, some are remarkable swimmers, some can run really super fast, the fastest animal on earth is a bird, and some birds will just take you out without a second thought.
And then there's chickens, they don't do much really, but they taste great so we will keep them around for now. As per usual, we've created a special sauce to douse your chicken in this week.
It might have that characteristic red colour indicative of spice but don't worry, these wings are Barely Even Hot, just come try them for yourself and you'll see. Just don't touch your eyes.. or other regions.. after eating or you'll have a bad time.
