09/05/2026
Another day, another tasting session. Tough job, but someone has to do it. 🍺
This time: Epoch — Dark Sea Rising from Third Moon Brewing. A 5% smoothie sour loaded with guava, pineapple and pimento.
First, an important lesson: gently roll the can to mix all that real fruit back into the b**r. Do not shake it—unless you would like your smoothie sour on the ceiling.
It pours thick, juicy and properly smoothie-like. Loads of tropical fruit, plenty of pineapple, and just a little pimento spice appearing in the aftertaste. Not hot—just enough to keep things interesting.
The official verdict: delightful, delicious and best served very cold.
Also, a shout-out to Carly… wherever she may be. 😂
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