TUTS

03/05/2020

Weekly Weakly Written Scene of the Week!
Hammer Time
Timmy loved going to the fair with his friends or family, it became something of a habit of this eight year old’s life around the summertime to hit the fair grounds and play as many of the games and activities as possible with his chore money. One of the things that got him the most excited was the hammer game, because every year he knew that he got it higher. This time around though, the gentleman hosting the game was quite the character. Al was enticing an audience with his hammer skills, swinging it above his head and around in circles behind his back like some sort of ninja. Timmy’s skills couldn’t possibly do this, but Al insisted that he give the hammer game a shot. Fueled by the pressure of Al’s eyes, Timmy winded the hammer as far back as he could before smashing the metal plate with as much force as he could. The bell dinged at the top. Silence took over Al, who suddenly looked like a child whose kite just got caught in a tree. Timmy, now with a newfound confidence, demanded for the biggest toy that he could possibly get. Al, unable to live with himself after this humiliation, took off his apron and his cap, giving them over to Timmy. He knew that his time running the hammer game was over and felt confident in passing it along to someone as powerful as Timmy. Timmy would later leave the fourth grade, never to return to finish school, as his life was destined to be working on the hammer game at the fair.

02/25/2020

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02/11/2020

Welcome to coolsville Frogs. Im Maurice and i argue on the side of pancakes. Let me tell you about the place we have an east side and west side with a cavern in the middle. We have good food coming from the chocolate factory, the chocolate chip factory and brothels waffles. With plenty of things to do like for the elderly we have a parkour park, we have Jims gym and the track and field nascar track next to the monastery. Oh also dave and I fight every hour on the hour or whenever the trees light on fire over whether pancakes or waffles are better. Tom the guy who runs the dungeon agrees with me that pancakes are better. Sorry I gotta go the trees are on fire.

02/05/2020

Weekly Weakly Written Scene of the Week!
Christmas Miracles... In February?
What does Christmas mean to you? To Tyson Barry, it meant fresh snow on the lawn and a joyous holiday season that he had always loved since he was a small boy. He had a strong work ethic in everything that he did, especially leading up the wintry holiday. His big dream was to be Santa, though as he grew up he realized how unrealistic that really was. He lives in that one house that you’d see in the neighbourhood that was just… to much. He literally changed his middle name is Nicholas. Guess why? Yeah, St. Nicholas. One thing was also for certain; he loved snow globes. He made sure to collect 365, for every day of the year. Funnily enough, he met his wife Mary through his fascination of snow globes. It was his charm and charisma about the five he had brought with him to a blind dating event downtown that really caught her eye. It was after the marriage that things got heated though. She caught him once having spent $50,000 on old World War II air raid spotlights to use as holiday lights, and they had to take a break for a while. In his older years Tyson Barry realized that he could pursue his true passions of Christmas in a new way, by working as the Santa Claus at the local mall to try and keep the festered spirit alive and follow his dream of being Santa Claus… ish.

01/21/2020

Weekly weakly written scene of the week! Welcome to TUTS rehab, where it’s easier to quit. Today we meet Phyllis and Clint, two people with different addictions. Phyllis loves to smoke, whereas Clint is a rapper. We see the two meet for the first time as they try to figure out how to eat a rutabaga that they found in Phyllis’ pocket. Success was met, and the two formed an unlikely bond in the process.

01/21/2020

01/14/2020

The 1st weekly weakly written scene of 2020!
Once upon a time, there was a couple who were just trying to see if they were a good match... intimately. The two were setting up, grabbing toys just in case they were needed. Suddenly, horror struck the young man when he realized that his lovers bed wasn’t made! How could someone be so careless with an unmade bed when someone comes over? The man knew the only solution was to grab his press, and press both the bed and his lover. This was interrupted by the man’s wife, who was both shocked and upset to find her husband in such a compromising situation.

11/29/2019

Weekly weakly written scene: The Lost Key

Long ago in a far away kingdom, there was once a powerful civilization. Once seen as a Utopia by today’s standards, they were a middle-aged prime example of the true human potential that lies within. Almighty and powerful, the royal family’s castle was large, looming over the entirety of the kingdom casting its shadow at the sunset. The people shared pride in their kingdom with the royalty, they had abundance of crops, resources, what do they have to be upset about?
The royal family helped build this positive attitude in the people by implementing events for the people, for once a week they open the gates to the castle and have a medieval jazz dance in the courtyard to the tune of the band, a way to bring the people together and have some fun after a long day of work.
However, on one day, one of the guards accidentally lost the key on the way to open the gate. In a frantic panic, he chases down his lieutenant in search for a spare. The two return to the gate and begin searching around for a shimmer of silver in the grass, they could hear the gathering crowd on the other side of the gate. When they eventually find the key hidden away in the bushes, the key immediately breaks within the lock. The begin to ponder as they debate what to do, what will happen to the kingdom if they can’t follow their tradition?
Chasing down the castle’s blacksmith they find enough iron to make another key based on the busted piece, however by this point the people waiting by the gates are starting to get irate, the dance is late, what is happening? Angered, some start to leave, others start pushing against the gate trying to get her open.
The guard and lieutenant are waiting for the blacksmith to forge the new key, it has now been two hours that the people have been waiting for a dance. The key the blacksmith makes however, is short lived, as he goes to hand it over and drops it in his melting pot. With a heavy sigh, they employ the extra help of a baker to jerry rig enough raw material with the melting key to forge another. Within the next hour they will have a brand new key before the people of the kingdom get too restless.
Success is found as they reach roughly three hours of a delay for the jazz dance. The King is questioning what is going on, as members of the royal family are gathering on balconies calling to the people down below trying to explain the situation, only to a fury of anger and disappointment from the people. They just want to dance.
The guard and his lieutenant finally return to the gate breathless and with beads of sweat coming down their faces. Praying that the key will just work, they test it within the lock, and thank the heavens above, the mechanism turns and unlocks the gate.
As the large towering gate swings open to the courtyard, the people inside burst through like Spanish running bulls and flood the courtyard. The minute feet step foot on the castle square the music erupts, and the people dance the evening and night away.

11/21/2019

This weeks Weakly Written Scene!
Noah was running a party and he had a great guest, his name was Jaret. Jaret thought he was a cat so he entered and started to knock things over just a making a mess of things. When a new guest showed up and started cleaning. It turned out Noah had invited Cinderella. Jaret left the party and came back as the animals who gave Cinderella a dress. After a few minutes of freaking out from Fallon, there were a bunch of animals to find the holy Noah. they just paraded across the stage.

11/07/2019

Tonight is the first show night of TUTF! Are you excited? Because we sure are! We have 6 amazing teams from universities across Western Canada. Tickets are $10 at the door in the SU ballrooms!

10/08/2019

First Weekly Weakly!

A father sits alone in his sitting room, calling over his servant to get more tea. He’s patiently waiting for his guest to arrive, to discuss some important business matters. You see, he needs to send someone over to the America’s to conduct business for him, so he chooses his son. Although his son is very incompetent, and the servant would very greatly enjoy going to the America’s, but the father refuses because he needs his servant for tea. As the father’s guest arrives, they begin discussing their business as the son enters the room and sits on the floor for some tea. The son believes that the horses are going to the America’s, not him. The son becomes outraged, why would his father want him to go to the America’s? The father comes clean, he is a homophobe and his son is gay. Due to this, the guest also becomes outraged at this blatant display of homophobia, and shoots the father right in the chest. The son starts freaking out, his father is dead. The guest decides that the servant may come to the America’s, and they ride off on a piggy back ride into the sunset. The ghost of the father rises, and tells the son that he does not get anything in his will, because when he was alive, he was a homophobe.