02/04/2021
Watching Superbowl this Sunday?
Waitasec...it's been a f minute, hasn't it?
Well...we're crawling our way back to you all...and here's how we begin again. 😀🤟👽💖
INTRODUCING...another game changing, rule breaking, party-starting table decker - just in time for this coming SUPERBOWL SUNDAY!
Read on, True Believer - designed to win you kudos, praise and a well deserved day away from the Kitchen and 'Q!
We're OPEN THIS SUNDAY, and wait till you see what we have to offer!
Fact is, our RESPECT IS BURNING Kitchen & Bar and haven't cooked on a Sunday in years.
Until now.
This Sunday we've got something SUPER special planned for our SuperBowl Families and Friends - and just about everybody else who can appreciate an UNREAL Takeout Tailgate Style spread on a Super Sunday!
The grills and fryers will be getting a workout - for sure - with this incredible newcomer to our growing Family of incredible Family Feasts and Bundles.
We're pretty proud of this righteous Road House styled BIG table spread - and we've already market tested it for weeks - with INCREDIBLE response! 🥳🙏💥
We call this one our RED FANG TAVERN PARTY PACK - and it's a 100% Party Certified WINNER!
Here's what you get:
+ TWO DOZEN Crispy Fried Salt & Pepper Wings - with deep savoury marinade, Buffalo Old School Red Hot Wing Sauce and Blue Cheese Dip
+ MEGA Rack of KICKIN' Saucy & Smoky TOUCHDOWN BACK RIBS - You won't believe the lip smacking goodness going down with these trail blazers!
Italians cook ribs? 🤔
You'd better believe it, and fasten your seat belts because the Flavour Train's coming through! (Think: Porchetta meets County Fair, and then some - and a minimum of 20 finger kickin bones!)
+ TWO LOADED PEPPERONI TAVERN PIZZAS with full fat creamy Mozzarella and New York Style Dry Cured Pepperoni, steel oven baked to crispy edged mouthwatering perfection (and now loaded with even more of these excellent, perfectly spiced pepperoni gems than ever)!
+ a FULL POUND of our absolute favourite SPICY DILL PICKLE FRIES! These thin cut crispy pickle spears are hit with secret spices, lightly battered and crispy fried to savoury finger-bite glory - and come with Creamy Ranch Dip, for that extra dimension of finger dipping flavour punch!
+ TWO FULL POUNDS of our Truffle Sea Salt Crispy Roasty Potato Wedges - We put even more in here than we think you can eat because, Man...cooking these tasty leftovers into a morning after omelet is just the BEST thing ever!
And that's our story for this Super Bowl Sunday, Friends!
Of course, we'd love to be cooking for all of you - but for this Sunday, we're preparing only FIFTY of these crazy picnics!
And since this is something brand spanking new from your Downtown House of Ideas, with a value of near $150! BUT - we've got an incredible LIMITED TIME ONLY price for you...
This will be By Advanced Order Only - and calls for The Red Fang Tavern Party Pack will be accepted by phone daily until 4pm from now until Saturday - at the LIMITED TIME ONLY PRICE OF JUST $99.95!
To be clear, our Friendly Neighbourhood Party Pack Phone Line is open (705-675-5777) and ready to take your call now - but only until 4pm today Friday, and Saturday...and we're raring to go!
With only 3 days left before the Big Day we've got some serious cookery work cut out for us...so off I go now. 😆
How's that sound? Are you into this? Aaand...is it something you'd enjoy on Sundays in general?
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Thank you all again and again for your incredible support, Friends!
With all of your gracious - and hungry - Home Orders coming through, we've made it this far through the crazy of the past 10 months. Some days are busier than others, but we see you with FULL appreciation - and you give us great, inspired energy and power wings to hit The Kitchen with!
In exchange, our promise to You? A ton of tasty new ideas to fill your Home Tables as we navigate this tricky-yet-tasty voyage to the finish line...and it can't be soon enough!
EXCELSIOR - and GODSPEED!
RED FANG TAVERN
