The Goofie Newfie Pub & Grill

09/14/2026

WHAT A DAZZLING, SUN-FILLED MONDAY!

The sun is shining down on The Grand and creating the most gorgeous little **diamond ripples across the river!

And we’ve got a SHOWSTOPPER coming out of the kitchen today…
FALL SUPREME GRILLED CHEESE
Cheddar + sliced Granny Smith apple + feta + mixed farmers greens + chopped candied pecans + garlic aioli… all grilled up into one seriously dreamy sandwich!
And because every great grilled cheese deserves a little sidekick…
Sweet potato fries & chipotle dip coming out on the side!

Trust us on this one, b’ys…
It’s even better than your taste-bud pals are imagining!

Soak up that sunshine, grab your favourite people and get those patio days in while the gettin’ is GOOD!

See ya on The Grand!

09/13/2026

SUN-KISSED SUNDAY!

A sun-kissed Sunday on a sunny, riverside patio sounds like pure perfection… and guess what? We’ve got one waiting for you!

AND… FOOTBALL SEASON IS HERE!
There’s just something about settling in at your local pub, grabbing a cold one, getting comfy in front of the big screen and cheering on your team with your pals!

Lucky for you… we’ve got BOTH ‘round here!

And because Sundays deserve a little extra deliciousness…

TODAY’S CHEF FEATURE — LOBSTER WRAP!
Fresh pulled lobster, mixed greens, cheddar cheese, pico de gallo, lemon mayo & garlic aioli, all wrapped up and served with our fresh-cut fries!

Fresh. Creamy. Zesty. Downright deadly.
Riverside patio
Football on the big screen
A killer chef feature
Cold drinks
Good times with your favourite people

Sounds like a pretty perfect Sunday to us, b’ys!

Come visit… we’ll save you a spot!

09/12/2026

IT’S A SPECTACULAR SEPTEMBER SATURDAY!
The town is buzzing with all the excitement of the Cogs & Clockworks Festival, and we’re ready to make your Saturday even tastier!

The patios are waiting, the sunshine is calling, and your pals are just a message away…
And, b’ys… our culinary crew has gone and done it again with this
OVER-THE-TOP CARROT CAKE CREATION
This isn’t just carrot cake… this is a whole experience!
Decadent, delicious and absolutely loaded with wow-factor goodness.
It’s a limited-edition creation, so quantities are limited—and once it’s gone, it’s GONE!

Trust us… you do NOT want to hear that somebody else got the last slice.
So come enjoy the festival buzz, soak up those patio vibes, grab some grub with your crew and save room for the cake!

09/11/2026

GLORIOUS, SUNNY FRIDAY!

The patio is glowing with excitement and calling your name… because it’s another GET OUTSIDE kinda day

And today’s Friday Smasher is DEADLY!

MELTY MUSHROOM SMASH
Two 4oz all-beef smash patties, shredded romaine, garlic aioli, chunky mushroom gravy, melty cheese curds & tomato… with our fresh-cut Burbanks on the side!
It’s messy. It’s melty. It’s mushroomy.
And it’s Friday feasting done right!

AND DON’T FORGET… FRIDAY = KARAOKE NIGHT!

Come sing it, belt it, butcher it, or cheer on the brave souls who do!
It’s always a blast, and you definitely don’t want to miss it!

So grab your crew, grab a patio seat, grab a burger…
Then grab that mic!

See ya on The Grand!

09/10/2026

Ohhh, what a BEAUTIFUL Thursday!

Get those patio days in, b’ys… they won’t last forever!
There’s nothing quite like a sunny day, a riverside patio and something delicious landing on the table.

And today’s feature is the perfect pairing to this perfect day…
LEMON PEPPER SALMON
Pan-seared to perfection and served up with fresh-cut fries & creamy coleslaw!

But wait… THURSDAY = WING DAY TOO!

Get your wings for just **$11/lb**, sauced or dusted your way, and served up with veggies & dip.

**Dine-in with a beverage purchase.**

So grab your crew, snag a patio table and come enjoy a little taste of summer while it’s still hanging around!

See ya on The Grand!

09/08/2026

WE DID IT, MOMS & DADS!!!

The first day back to school is officially in the books… and whether you’re celebrating a smooth drop-off, a successful first bell, or simply the fact that you made it out the door with everyone accounted for —
YOU DESERVE A CHEERS!

So why not meet up for lunch and toast to another school year underway?!

We’ve got just the feature to tempt you out…

JUMBO CHICKEN SCHNITZEL SAMMY
Crispy jumbo chicken schnitzel, house-pickled red onions, cheese & mayo, served up with mash & gravy!

And because it’s Tuesday…
W**E NOT….
Enjoy a 9oz pour of house Chardonnay or Merlot for the price of a 6oz!

So, drop the kids at school, gather your grown-up crew and come celebrate making it through another summer.

**See ya on The Grand!**

09/06/2026

Friendly Reminder…

Long Weekend Hour Reminder:

We CLOSE on all Long Weekend Sundays & Mondays for staff appreciation days!

And will be closed

Sun, Sept 6
&
Mon, Sept 7

I’m very grateful for our amazing, dedicated team & I want to ensure they too get to spend some celebratory time with their friends & family while enjoying a little slice of long weekend bliss too!

Thank You for you understanding and
your ongoing support!

As always, every day I thank my lucky stars for such amazing staff & customers alike!!

💥💙Thank You 💙💥

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09/05/2026

TONIGHT’S THE NIGHT!
Looking for something fun to do with your crew this Labour Day weekend evening?
Come grab a table, a few nibbles, a cold one (or two 😉) and get ready to SCREECH BINGO!

Music Bingo is tap-your-feet, sing-along, shout-it-out kinda fun — and the best part?
👉 It’s FREE to play!
👉 There’s GREAT prizes up for grabs!
👉 And tonight’s theme is… BACK TO SCHOOL!

So dust off those old school memories, warm up those vocal cords and come see what you remember!
Why not check it out?

Bring the crew. Grab a drink. Make a night of it!
MUSIC BINGO KICKS OFF TONIGHT!

A wee reminder: We’ll be CLOSED Sunday & Monday so our amazing Newf Crew can get a wee taste of that Labour Day long-weekend bliss too.
See ya tonight, b’ys & girls!

09/05/2026

Music Bingo Night!

Free to play, fun prizes and sing along tunes!

What’s not to love!

B-I-N-G-O!!

Do you like great music? How about winning prizes? And what about bingo.. do you like bingo? If you answered yes to any of these questions then be at The Goofie Newfie Pub & Grill tomorrow, Saturday September 5th for a fun night of Music bingo. You listen to music, you mark your card, you shout Bingo when you get one of the winning combinations. Sounds like winning every step of the way! (Dancing and singing along are optional but encouraged)

09/04/2026

Well hello there, FRIDAY!

How are we already at Friday of Labour Day Weekend?!

Summer is ticking away, so get out there and soak up every last glorious patio day while we’ve still got ’em!

And around here… Fridays = SMASH!

Today’s Friday Smasher is the perfect little weekend splurge…

STEAKHOUSE ROYALE
Two 4oz all-beef smashed patties, crispy bacon, caramelized onion, sautéed mushrooms, wh**ky BBQ, feta, chipotle aioli & romaine… all piled high and served with a side of those golden onion rings.

It’s rich. It’s saucy. It’s gloriously messy.
Basically, Friday eats done RIGHT.

So grab your people, grab a patio seat, and let’s kick off this Labour Day weekend in style!

Dig in & celebrate Friday!