Craig's Backyard Pub'n'Grill

09/16/2021

02/12/2018

4 FEBRUARY 10:26
Jeff Mugleston -
"When does your patio open for the season?"

Craig's Backyard Pub'n'Grill -
"Wonderful question ! We usually open May Long Weekend, depending on weather...It will coincide with the Spring Resurgence of the Vintage Fridge...Shall we reserve u a seat ?"

Jeff Mugleston -
"That would be lovely, thank you. I am travelling from afar. West Dalhousie.'

Craig's Backyard Pub'n'Grill -
"Alas, I am familiar with those parts...It will be a long journey indeed...Be aware to bring plenty of water for your camels, and to replenish your fluids appropriately...Also, remain cautious and vigilant of a rogue colony of scavengers near the sand pits of 53 St..Safe travels my friend..."

Jeff Mugleston -
"You don't need to tell me about the dreaded sand pits of the 53. I have lost many a men trying to cross that treacherous terrain. I have made this trek only once before, and Typhoid fever almost took me. Pray for me as I attempt to make the same journey this spring."

Craig's Backyard Pub'n'Grill -
"Godspeed, my friend...There will be a cold pint of frosty ale for you, and fresh water, carrots and delicing formula for your beasts...May your journey be safe, yet saucy....Roadworthy, yet rogue-like.....

10/21/2017