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21/05/2025

Beer lovers gather here 😂😂
Hunters Dry recipe
16 green apples
2KG brown sugar
20 five roses tea bags
20G brewers yeast
20L water
METHOD
Boil water, add sugar and tea bags. Let it cool. Put yeast and apples. Stir. Keep pot closed for 7 days and enjoy....



20/05/2025

In a world-first clinical trial, researchers at Shanghai’s Ruijin Hospital implanted synchronized brain and spinal cord chips into four paralyzed men—allowing them to stand and walk within 24 hours of surgery. The system works by creating a "neural bypass", decoding brain signals in real-time and routing them around damaged spinal tissue to stimulate movement directly.

This breakthrough combines brain-computer interfaces (BCIs) with AI-driven neuromodulation, setting the stage for future treatments of paralysis, stroke, and neurodegenerative diseases. While still in its early phases, the results represent a giant leap forward in restorative neurotechnology, offering new hope to over 20 million people worldwide living with spinal cord injuries.

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Shop 29 & 30
Mowana Park Mall
Phakalane, Gaborone
Botswana

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20/05/2025

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A female class teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class in Primary 3.

The boy said, "Madam, I should be in Primary 4. I am smarter than my sister and she's in Primary 4". The Madam had heard enough
and took the boy to the principal. The principal decided to test the
boy with some questions from
Primary 4.

Principal: What is 3+3?
Boy: 6.
Principal: 6+6.
Boy: 12.
The boy got all the questions right.

The principal told the Madam to send the boy to Primary 4
immediately. The Madam decided to ask her own questions and the principal agreed.

Madam: What does a cow have 4 of, that I have only 2?
Boy: Legs.
Madam: What is in your trousers that I don't have?
Boy: Pockets.
Madam: What starts wit a C and ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut.
Madam: What goes in hard and then comes out soft and sticky?
*The principal's eyes opened really wide, but before he could stop the answer, the boy was taking on it*
Boy: Bubble gum.
Madam: You stick your pole inside me. You tie me down to get me up, I get wet before you do.
Boy: Tent.

*The principal was looking restless*
Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you are
bored. The best man always has me first?.
Boy: Wedding ring.
Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I Drip. When you blow me, you feel good?
Boy: Nose.
Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow.
Principal: O MY GOD.
Madam: What starts with 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if you don't
get it, you've to use your hand?
Boy: Fork.
Madam: What is it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage?
Boy: Surname.
Principal: holy Mary!!.
Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and is responsible for making love?
Boy: Heart.
Principal: Eeeeeh!!.. The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said
to the Madam, "Send this BLOODY boy to the university...
Even I myself got all the answers wrong!"

Of course, I know most of you had different answers.

However, the boy was smarter🙆🏾‍♂️😬😬😬

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