NOTORIOUS COCKTAIL PSYCHO

09/02/2026

09/09/2024

Feel free to book me guys.
I am back in Gabz now. Anytime is still time. Good afternoon

10/03/2024

HELP HERE PLZ

Assume you meet your old schoolmate (a lady called Tsitsi ) at a club and you are both drunk. Then you vibe and you offer to drop her home since she lives on your way.
You get Tsitsi to your car and she seats on the front seat, then you decide to go back to buy a takeaway. While you are gone, she sees her neighbour and tells her to hope in the back since she has managed to find free and convenient transport to take her home.
Her neighbor, Nomsa gets in but dozes off immediately.
Now you get back and start driving . Tsitsi is already too sleepy. By the time you get to her place, she is too tired and all she wants to do is get to her bed and sleep. You even help her out to her door and say good bye.
Now you are driving home a happy man but you have no idea Nomsa is sleeping at the back since you never saw her or talked to her. Tsitsi also forgot about her since she was wasted.
You get home, park, and since you are also too tired to be keen, you rush to sleep. The following day is Sunday, your wife is using your car to church since she knows you are wasted and you are fine by it.
She opens it at around 7am … and 💥 💥 Nomsa is sleeping at the back. She has removed her bra and shoes…..she had a miniskirt and since they don’t put on inner pants these days , her skirt has pulled up and everything private is visible.
Explain with a graph how you will convince your wife that you don’t even know Nomsa (60 marks).
You are free to use a calculator

03/01/2024

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!

25/12/2023

I callit The Fourth Of July

20/12/2023

PSALMS 91

1 He that dwelleth in the secret place of the most High shall abide under the shadow of the Almighty. {abide: Heb. lodge} 2 I will say of the LORD, He is my refuge and my fortress: my God; in him will I trust. 3 Surely he shall deliver thee from the snare of the fowler, and from the noisome pestilence. 4 He shall cover thee with his feathers, and under his wings shalt thou trust: his truth shall be thy shield and buckler. 5 Thou shalt not be afraid for the terror by night; nor for the arrow that flieth by day; 6 Nor for the pestilence that walketh in darkness; nor for the destruction that wasteth at noonday. 7 A thousand shall fall at thy side, and ten thousand at thy right hand; but it shall not come nigh thee. 8 Only with thine eyes shalt thou behold and see the reward of the wicked.

9 Because thou hast made the LORD, which is my refuge, even the most High, thy habitation; 10 There shall no evil befall thee, neither shall any plague come nigh thy dwelling. 11 For he shall give his angels charge over thee, to keep thee in all thy ways. 12 They shall bear thee up in their hands, lest thou dash thy foot against a stone. 13 Thou shalt tread upon the lion and adder: the young lion and the dragon shalt thou trample under feet. {adder: or, asp} 14 Because he hath set his love upon me, therefore will I deliver him: I will set him on high, because he hath known my name. 15 He shall call upon me, and I will answer him: I will be with him in trouble; I will deliver him, and honour him. 16 With long life will I satisfy him, and shew him my salvation. {long…: Heb. length of days}

18/12/2023

Bulelwa Mkutukana, (born 9 November 1987) best known by her stage name Zahara, was a South African singer-songwriter.
After signing a record deal with TS Records, Mkutukana's debut album, Loliwe (2011), went double platinum. Her second album, Phendula (2013), produced three chart-topping singles "Phendula", "Impilo", and "Stay".
Zahara's third album, Country Girl (2015), was certified triple platinum. Following her departure from TS Records, she signed a record deal with Warner Music. Her fourth album, Mgodi (2017), was her best-selling album and was certified platinum.
Her fifth album, Nqaba Yam (2021), peaked at number 1 on iTunes.
Her accolades include 17 South African Music Awards, three Metro FM Awards, and one Nigeria Entertainment Awards.
Zahara was on the 2020 list of the BBC's 100 Women] She appeared as a guest judge on the seventeenth season of Idols South Africa in 2021.
Thank you for representing africa.............................Go well my dear.

NOTORIOUS COCKTAIL PSYCHO

18/12/2023

GUYS SEROWE O DIDIMETSE WHERE ALLTHE BARTENDERS AT. ATLEAST LETS HAVE AN ANNUAL BARTENDER COMPETITION BOTH COCKTAILS AND COFFEES............... A RE SKA RA SALELA KO MORAGO GUYS LETS THIS THING SERIOUSLY..............................Notorious Cocktail Psycho🥹🥹🥹🥹

18/12/2023

I came across this Masterpiece by an unknown artist ✍️❤️.... wherever the artist is I would like to appreciate him/her for creating such a remarkable piece of art 🤗

17/12/2023

Beautiful Coverage of launch by The Midweek Sun Newspaper

Irene Shone Ke a leboga 💯💯