The Stoned Crab

08/04/2026

From our little island 🏝️ to the world 🌎
( ..and Space to Artemis ll 🚀🌕 )- we hope you had a wonderful Easter Weekend!! A big thank you to all our beautiful guest who made it out to see the Easter Bunny and spent time with their loved ones!! Thank you all for your support! 🙏🏽🩷 We love having you here!! See you at the beach!!

06/04/2026

Throwback- Freeport Fashion Week!! What a fabulous time we all had!! Freeport has so much talent! From Designers to Models to every Vendor that helped making this event a huge success! Thank you to our big sponsor the GBPA 🥰🙌🏽🌸
Sands Brewery with supporting the Welcome Drinks and the fabulous FFW team with their endless effort and hours of time putting into this! We 🩷you for this!! But all this would be nothing without our amazing guest! It showed how fast this event was sold out!! So sorry if you were not able to attend this year- we will be bigger and even better next year! So stay tuned!! 🩷

19/03/2026

Almost there!! We are sooooo excited! The Freeport Fashion Week starts tomorrow with the big Fashion Opening Show here at The Stoned Crab! We sold out our tickets already but please check with Port Authority Customer Relations they might still have some more to purchase online.🥰
See you at the beach!!! 💫🌟
- due to the Fashion Week, the restaurant will close for public on Friday the 20th of March ( tomorrow)
See you back Saturday- or tonight for the rehearsal on the runway…. 🤩💃🏽🕺🏾

27/02/2026

There are so many beautiful pictures taken on our famous Stoned Crab Swings, but this one was extra beautiful… A week after Valentine’s-celebrating love and friendship ❤️🙌🏽💫 happy Galentines!!
Thank you so much to all our guest bringing so much fun and joy, love and happiness here!! We truly enjoy you!!
See you at the beach!! 🏝️

21/02/2026

Office views from The Stoned Crab are just as beautiful as from our porch.
Ever thought of working in the Bahamas? This is a good reason! We are looking for an assistant manager. International experience and a minimum of 5 years experience a must. Multiple languages a bonus.
See you at the beach!! 💫

03/02/2026

2nd of February 2019 we opened our doors after the intense renovation of our beautiful Stoned Crab Restaurant. It’s been 7 years of work, love, dedication and resilience. We have seen so much in these last seven years- from Hurricane Dorian right after we opened in September to the following worldwide Pandemic. Staff members lost their homes, some lost their life’s. But we never gave up and stand strong today- just like our swings!! Today we not only host the most beautiful weddings, birthday celebrations, engagements, retirement party’s, milestones of businesses like the 60th year celebration of Kelly’s, Containerport or Port Authority Christmas celebrations. We host the great Grand Bahama Children’s home fundraiser event and the Art Lucaya artists come here to paint and celebrate, and we host the most wonderful Freeport Fashion Week- with the opening night runway show.
(Coming up again 20th of March 2026)
We will pick up the great full moon parties and maybe the „Crabby after dark“parties ( although we do know now that the name was quite sketchy- seriously not on purpose) and our Sunday Brunches with live DJ.
Grand Bahama has been giving us so much love- we truly appreciate our amazing guest from home and also our amazing guest from all over the world.
So much love, trust and fun that you bring to us- we are so thankful for every moment you share with us!
Our Stoned Crab Family stands strong and although we sometimes lose members, others return and make sure that we get even better then before. We laugh and cry together and never have a dull moment!! We work all weekends together when everyone else enjoys. That’s what makes us a family- 32 members and growing!!
A big shout out to Mark aka „Mark Machine“ or „Uncle Marc“ as we are not sure he is a human or a machine. Works with a smile always- never a day late or sick- always pleasant and well dressed and groomed- with us from day one and over 70 years old!!
Mark has seen all times here in Freeport- just like the Stoned Crab-and his favorite saying is: „better days coming“
So let’s raise the glasses to even better days ahead! Gods blessings to our beloved island and guest and ! See you at the beach!!

31/01/2026

This new year 2026 started with L🩷VE!!
Such a beautiful way to ask to spent the rest of your lives together!! Thank you for letting us being part of your most wonderful moments and memories!!
We loved having you here!!

See you soon again at the beach!! 🏝️💫🩷

12/01/2026

Happy holiday Bahamas!! 🙌🏽🏝️🩵 🖤 💛🏝️
Wishing everyone a wonderful and relaxing holiday!!
See you on the beach on Wednesday !

01/01/2026

We wish you all a fantastic new year 2026!!
We are super excited to start this new year with so much love and support from our beautiful guest!! See you at the beach!! ✨🏝️🩵🩷✨💫

28/12/2025

We hope you all had a very blessed and wonderful Christmas time!! 🩷🌲💫
As we are getting ready for the new year we want to especially thank our beautiful guest for their ongoing and fantastic support!! The Stoned Crab fam is working hard together to make your time here amazing! Shout out to the 🙏🏽🙌🏽❤️🥰
With love and happiness we are looking forward to 2026 🏝️💫
See you at the beach!! 🇧🇸

13/12/2025

Not long til‘ Christmas… 🎄❤️🏝️
We love seeing our beautiful guest having so much fun!! Thank you for making The Stoned Crab so special with your laughter and joy!
See you for Christmas at the beach!! 🏝️

28/11/2025