The Fat Goat

The Fat Goat The Fat Goat is a small pub (micropub) and bottleshop in Upwey, Dandenong Ranges ❤️ For all bookings please place through website bookings link.
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A small bar and bottleshop located in Upwey, we aim to support and encourage local businesses and produce.

04/06/2026

Saturday 6 June ~ doors from 3PM

Joshua Smeltink aka 🎹 Henry Hicks aka .luna 🎸 and Damien Ellis 🥁 join forces this Saturday at live as trio 😮‍💨

Two sets of deep jazz on stage joined by .inthesky | Hungry Boy Music | .before.land | on the decks 🎵

U Fuculari pulling in to serve delicious Italian BBQ 🤤

🌈

Beyond the Cellar Door x .wine // // Massive thanks to all involved for a wonderful night.Exceptional produce, warm vi...
30/05/2026

Beyond the Cellar Door x .wine // //

Massive thanks to all involved for a wonderful night.

Exceptional produce, warm vibes and top people ❤️

Thanks to all that ventured out for a sample 🙏

Next one is a big one 👀 all eyes on socials for an incredible Winter special 🥶

🌈 🎵

28/05/2026

Inferno Listening Party 28.5.26 🕯️

That’s up there as one of our favourite nights at ❤️‍🔥

A massive shout out to .inthesky

Thanks for an incredible and immersive live performance from .otoole

Hats off to Jamie for the live visuals 📽️ which was the cherry on top to an incredible night 🙏

Thanks everyone for coming 🫶

27/05/2026

When Saturday comes 😮‍💨

A special addition of Beyond the Cellar Door with .wine pouring tasty, new vintages 🍷 plus heading to for the first time to pour some of their incredible real ales and barrel fermented, unfiltered delights 🍻

We will also have their Golden Ale on tap using , and English strain yeast 🫰

To top it off we’ve got the über talented 🎸 performing live courtesy of to round out an incredible Saturday night on Morris Road ✨

If that wasn’t enough we’ve got a special collab with 🍕 slinging tasty slices down Main St to keep your bellies occupied 👀 🤤

Book your spot now 👈

Tonight we celebrate turning 10 years old 🥳 Doors from 4PM 🚪 4 special birthday collab beers pouring on tap plus a supe...
20/05/2026

Tonight we celebrate turning 10 years old 🥳

Doors from 4PM 🚪

4 special birthday collab beers pouring on tap plus a super tasty stout on handpump 🤤

Big shout out to all the Upwey Arras crew from last night 🎯 thanks to all that headed in to have a throw and congrats to the winners 🏆

19/05/2026

We are celebrating turning 10 this Thursday 21 May 🍰 🥳 at 👈

We will have all four of their special, birthday beers on tap plus the cans in the to 💨

There are four collabs to celebrate the occasion ✊

1️⃣ DDH IPA w/ 🇬🇧
2️⃣ TDH WCIPA w/ 🇦🇺
3️⃣ Oat Cream DIPA w/ 🇦🇺
4️⃣ Imperial Pastry Stout w/ 🇦🇺

Doors open from 4PM

Only three venues across Melbourne pouring these beers including .mordy 🤝

DJs spinning on the decks til close 🎵

18/05/2026

Look out when the goats get together in a room at the same time 🤌

done ☑️

Expect new cocktails, new events, new gadgets and a whole lot of fun 😘

Couple of big weeks ahead at 👈

Hopefully see you down Morris Rd 🙏

Beyond excited to be selected together with as a 𝙻𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢 venue ~ 28 May for the new LP launch from 𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚘 on ...
14/05/2026

Beyond excited to be selected together with as a 𝙻𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙿𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚢 venue ~ 28 May for the new LP launch from 𝙸𝚗𝚏𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚘 on 💜

Please join us for an incredible, first play, listening experience at the fat goat.

On the night we will be joined by .inthesky and on the decks together with an incredible live performance and visuals from .otoole kindly supported by

Bookings essential for this one 👈

06/05/2026

🔊 the HANDPUMP is BACK!!!!! 😮‍💨



First cab off the rank is SNUG 𝖓𝖎𝖙𝖗𝖔 Irish Stout ☘️

Our favourite time of year in the hills ❤️

24/04/2026

We will be open on the public holiday tomorrow Saturday 25 April from 3PM 👈

🐐💕

14/04/2026

Pull up to the oche 7PM this Wednesday for Upwey Arras, our monthly darts night with the mighty Cruisers, Gunners and Hornets.

Come and find out why it’s fast becoming a locals favourite 🎯

Aim to arrive early to organise players into random pairs.

Lots of fun, prizes and bragging rights 🤫

This one is for all skill levels with lots of help available on the night if required ❤️

Come and have a throw. You never know you might win 😘

31/03/2026

This is NOT an April Fools joke 🃏 👈

Have a listen to Dave’s important announcement 📣

Quiz is next Thursday due to the Easter weekend this week.

Get your mates sorted and book in ❤️

See you all from 7PM Thursday 9 April for the usual shenanigans.

This week we are open 🚪
WED 1 APRIL ~ 4-10
THUR 2 APRIL ~ 4-10
FRI 3 APRIL ~ 3-11
SAT 4 APRIL ~ 3-11
SUN 5 APRIL ~ CLOSED

18/03/2026

Who’s up for Upwey Arras 🙌

Pull up to the oche from 7PM tonight to see if you can win some prizes 🎯

It’s a lot of fun 👈

Last night we quizzed 🧠 ⚡️ 👊Dave was sick for the first time 🤒 so massive thanks to the mighty Ren for stepping in on th...
05/03/2026

Last night we quizzed 🧠 ⚡️ 👊

Dave was sick for the first time 🤒 so massive thanks to the mighty Ren for stepping in on the mic last minute to keep the magic flowing 🙏

Congrats to all the winners and huge thanks to everyone that turned up to play 🙌

Huge shoutout for slinging their delicious noods all night 🍜 🧟 🇯🇵 🏮

Don’t forget April quiz is second Thursday of the month because of the Easter weekend. Thursday 9th April from 7PM so get your mates together, organise a team and sign up for another cracking night on Morris Road 😘

Hope you get well soon Dave ❤️‍🩹

If there’s anything more electric than the power returning to is a full restock of .wines in the fridges and on the sh...
27/02/2026

If there’s anything more electric than the power returning to is a full restock of .wines in the fridges and on the shelves ⚡️🌈 🐜

We are not going to lie. Losing out on a Friday night trade stings hard 😩 What it has done is make us appreciate you all even more and how much support the Friday night crew provides us 🙏

We apologise for not being able to fling open our doors last night due to the power outage and having to cancel all our bookings 💔

We look forward to having you all back in soon to raise a glass 🍻

Doors open today from 3PM 👈

🐐 💕

16/02/2026

Upwey Arras this Wednesday 18 Feb 🎯

From 7PM 👈

Aim to arrive a shade earlier to get your name registered for the random doubles 📝

It’s a lot of fun ❤️

The perfect weekend for a brand new and release from ☀️ In the fridges ready for 👈Come and grab one of each 😮‍💨
13/02/2026

The perfect weekend for a brand new and release from ☀️

In the fridges ready for 👈

Come and grab one of each 😮‍💨

New Gully Dry Gin Out Now 💫 Massive thanks to Brad from for heading out last night to talk you all through the gins, t...
11/02/2026

New Gully Dry Gin Out Now 💫

Massive thanks to Brad from for heading out last night to talk you all through the gins, the process and flavour profiles ❤️

Big shout out to everyone that grabbed a bottle 🙏

Our Valentines Cocktails are now live all week leading right through until Sunday ❤️‍🔥

Head on in to treat yourself to a glass of our new gin or one of the limited edition cocktails pouring through the week 🍸

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗙𝗔𝗧 𝗚𝗢𝗔𝗧 𝗚𝗜𝗡 𝗔𝗟𝗘𝗥𝗧 🚨 We are launching our new gin 🚀 Head to this Wednesday 11th Feb 6-8PM to sample our brand ne...
08/02/2026

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗙𝗔𝗧 𝗚𝗢𝗔𝗧 𝗚𝗜𝗡 𝗔𝗟𝗘𝗥𝗧 🚨

We are launching our new gin 🚀

Head to this Wednesday 11th Feb 6-8PM to sample our brand new Gully Dry Gin crafted with the mighty 🍸

Brad from Dutch Rules will be in attendance to run through some tasty spirits from their roster and we will be pouring our Gully Dry and Mountain Spice gins with special offers on launch night 😘

If you’re looking to treat your bestie this Valentines you also have the opportunity to win yourself a bottle as the best gift ever 🎁 for some serious brownie points.

It’s a stunning gin channeling your favourite hills with a gorgeous label design from the one and only ❤️

We will also be shaking up our Valentines Cocktail нσηєу уσυ’яє тнє вєє’ѕт 🍯🐝❤️‍🔥 all week with our tasty new dry gin as the base 👈

See you all Wednesday 👀

26/01/2026

𝙵𝚊𝚒𝚛 𝚏𝚊’ 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚑𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜𝚝, 𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚎 𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚎,
𝙶𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝙲𝚑𝚒𝚎𝚏𝚝𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚘’ 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙿𝚞𝚍𝚍𝚒𝚗-𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚎!
𝙰𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚊’ 𝚢𝚎 𝚝𝚊𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚎,
𝙿𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚌𝚑, 𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚙𝚎, 𝚘𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚒𝚛𝚖:
𝚆𝚎𝚎𝚕 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚊 𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚌𝚎
𝙰𝚜 𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚐 ‘𝚜 𝚖𝚢 𝚊𝚛𝚖.

Don treating us to his rendition of Robbie Burns Address to a Haggis in the window on Sunday.

Now in its 7th year Burns Night 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🥃 at gets bigger, better and more emotional as the locals gather to sample haggis, fine, single malt whisky and let the emotions stir with the echoing cry of the bagpipes.

Massive shout out to for treating us on Sunday together with Don, the local legend, for his ever engrossing Burns ode. Also massive thanks to for their tasty Chieftains. This years vintage was particularly tasty with a punch of spice on the finish ❤️

Thanks for everyone turning out on a glorious, sunny day and the as ever for getting stuck in too 🙏

Stay cool today 🫵 back on deck tomorrow from 4PM 🐐 💕

22/01/2026

Head into and let this lot look after you ❤️

🙏 🍻 🐐 💕

18/01/2026

It’s was a beautiful day at the tennis 🎾

Pretty lucky to call this lot work colleagues 🫶

Raising a glass to everyone in 2026 🥂

Big shout out to and for looking after us yesterday 🙏

17/01/2026

Ladies and gents

The Fat Goat is closed today 🙅‍♀️

We will be back in action on Wednesday 21 Jan at 4PM where we welcome back Upwey Arras for 2026 from 7PM 🎯

Today is a day of celebration for all the gang at 🎉 All of your favourite goats 🐐 ❤️ will be at the 🎾 to look back on 2025 and enjoy everything in store for 2026 👀

In the meantime we finally got around to making the Xmas prize draw before we jumped on the train to the big smoke 🚂💨

We would like to congratulate on winning the ‘Barry’ Merch Pack 🏆💪

See you next week gang and thank you so much for all your support throughout 2025 🙏

Lots of new stuff coming up over the next few weeks 😚

Address

2 Morris Road
Upwey, VIC
3158

Opening Hours

Tuesday 4pm - 10pm
Wednesday 4pm - 10pm
Thursday 4pm - 10pm
Friday 3pm - 11pm
Saturday 3pm - 11pm
Sunday 3pm - 9pm

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