07/10/2026
We officially pronounce all Lemon flavours: deceased. Expired. Well overdue for retirement.
Cause of death: being done to death. Literally having every last ounce of excitement squeezed out of it.
The culprit: major mixed drinks brands. The blood's on their hands... and every range of drinks that tried to make Lemon look groundbreaking.
Rest In Peace, Lemon. Your time's up.