02/09/2026
THE LINK REPORT
2 September 2026
Excitement in the valley this week with local musicians joining in the celebration of the life of Dolly Parton.
The Woronora Country and Western, Yodelling, Square Dancing and Banjo Society will host its very own Dollyfest at Woronora RSL Club on 12 September. Society President Cletus D Lynedans said the lineup would be impressive and pay homage to the late Queen of Country Music.
“We love both kinds of music here in Woronora, country AND western, and Dolly was our idol,” said an emotional Lynedans. “We are going to call it “I Beg Your Parton - Woronora Salutes Dolly”.
A range of Woronora’s best country artists will perform their own songs inspired by Dolly’s greatest hits.
Willie Haggard will perform his classic JOE LEAN, about a Woronora local who had one leg and couldn’t stand straight at the club bar.
Loretta Scruggs will perform her beloved ballad about missing the Woronora bus and having to leg it to Sutherland, WALKING 965.
Also on the card will be our very own Buster Cousin performing his homage to one man’s affection for his domesticated ruminant mammal, MY GOAT OF MANY LOVERS.
And any country music celebration would not be complete without Dwight Cash’s immortal classic about being banned more times than anyone else from Woronora RSL Club, HERE YOU! DON’T COME AGAIN.
Club Media and Communications Manager Murray Link said he was happy to support the festival, even though it was not the rock and roll usually enjoyed at the Club.
“I don’t like country music personally, I’m not going to say why”, said a reflective Link. “I don’t want to denigrate people who do, and for those who listen to country music, denigrate means ‘put down’.
The Dollyfest will also include local jug band The Mullet Rustlers, a boot-scooting demonstration, moonshine tasting, and a yodelling competition.
The slogan for the festival will be launched at Woronora RSL Club tomorrow night as part of Thirsty Thursday celebrations but has already leaked to the media as “I BEG YOUR PARTON - COME FOR THE MUSIC, STAY BECAUSE YOU’RE TOO PI**ED TO DRIVE HOME”.
WHAT’S ON THIS WEEK
THURSDAY
Thirsty Thursday - Members Badge Draw, Groovy and TGF’s Mad Music and Mirth Marathon Meat Meat Raffle, Fisho’s Raffle and WildCard - From 7PM
Footy tippers - Last Round!! Get those tips in before 7.50PM kick off - The Bankstown Marble Garglers V The BrisVegas Prancing Hobby Horses.
YUVI’S CHAR & BAR - Lunch 12 - 3 and Dinner 5 - 9 Wednesday to Sunday - Plus a father’s Day special - see below
FRIDAY
Jerry Goldfinger’s Prawn Farmers Raffle - from 5PM
SATURDAY
Happy hour from 1PM to 3PM
Woronora Showcase - Come and support some fantastic local talent - Musicians, singers, bands… from 7PM
SUNDAY
LIVE MUSIC!!! Don’t miss this one folks - THE HITUPS featuring the legendary Mark “Spudd” Carroll and Andrew Dawson - A chance to try some Spudd Wiser - Give a Bud a Spudd!! From 2PM in the b**r garden.
Yuvi’s Father’s Day Specials - Give dad a treat - Monster Parmi, Mixed Seafood Grill, Pork Belly - see poster below
SSCUM - Sydney's coolest ukelele group- Bring your uke and join in the fun 4PM - 5PM in the auditorium.
WEDNESDAY
TRIVIA! Come and test your knowledge of all things… trivial. From 7PM - Free entry.