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Damien's Tales Of Drunken Drama

"Life's a Mario Kart race—I'm mostly hitting bananas."
08/06/2026

"Life's a Mario Kart race—I'm mostly hitting bananas."

I'm Not Saying I'm Old ButIf I Was Whiskey I'd Be Very Expensive
07/06/2026

I'm Not Saying I'm Old
But
If I Was Whiskey I'd Be Very Expensive

Pro Tip:Vodka Mixes Well With Everything.EXCEPT DECISIONS
06/06/2026

Pro Tip:
Vodka Mixes Well With Everything.

EXCEPT DECISIONS

I come from a home where my mother hid the cookies on top of the refrigerator and kept the poisonous cleaning chemicals ...
05/06/2026

I come from a home where my mother
hid the cookies on top of the refrigerator
and kept the poisonous cleaning chemicals
under the sink

I used to party on the beach with random strangers.Now . . .Too many people in aisle 4 is a HARD NO
04/06/2026

I used to party on the beach
with random strangers.
Now . . .
Too many people in aisle 4
is a HARD NO

Come test your knowledge & your friendshipsStump Trivia Tonight @ 7
03/06/2026

Come test your knowledge & your friendships
Stump Trivia Tonight @ 7

"The older you get, the more peer pressure sounds like, 'Come on, it'll be fun.'"
02/06/2026

"The older you get, the more peer pressure sounds like, 'Come on, it'll be fun.'"

Monday therapy served one pint at a time
01/06/2026

Monday therapy served one pint at a time

I don't need a recipe for DisasterI usually just eyeball it
31/05/2026

I don't need a recipe for Disaster

I usually just eyeball it

Recent studies suggest that people get happier as they get older.YOU MUST BE ECSTATIC
30/05/2026

Recent studies suggest that people
get happier as they get older.

YOU MUST BE ECSTATIC

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