20/08/2026
👑 THE ROYAL CHRONICLES
Episode Three: Trouble in Paradise…
There has been a development.
Lord Alwyn of the Lanterns has been sighted in tropical paradise—and he is not alone. 🌴🍹
At his side is the mysterious Lady Shaelle of the Sapphire Isles, usually found amongst a formidable Cohort of Queens at The Royal Court.
The Queens had no idea she was going, or did they?. …👀
And joining them? Leviticus of the New World—a curious gentleman from a distant land across the great ocean where, apparently, they have dispensed with Royalty altogether.
The trio insist they are conducting “Royal business.”
The Court is unconvinced.
Meanwhile, back in Queenscliff, something rather important is happening…
💰 THE ROYAL PURSE IS GROWING!
At 7PM this Friday, the opportunity to take home the Royal Purse will be drawn—but Court Members must be present to claim the riches should their name be called.
Come and join the merriment for:
🍸 Cocktails
🍕 Gourmet pizzas & complimentary Royal snacks
👑 Prizes, friendship and Friday frivolity
🔐 THIS WEEK’S ROYAL CODE: PARADISE
Whisper PARADISE to the Court. The secret Royal privilege awaits the first five loyal subjects who know the code.
As for Lord Alwyn, Lady Shaelle and Leviticus?
Enjoy paradise while you can.
The Queens have questions. 👑
To be continued…
Long Live Fridays.
Long Live Friendship.
Long Live The Royal.