Alfred's Pizzeria

28/05/2026

16/05/2026

Save water, buy whisk(e)y

10/05/2026

TREASURE HUNT:

Find Quackito, get an Alfred’s glow in the dark Tee, and two mini bottles of Laphroaig.

Quackito is not being the bar
Quackito is not in the toilets
Quackito is not in the staff room
Quackito is not in the venue Friday and Saturday

08/05/2026

WEEK 2 SPECIALS:

Alfred’s 10yr May anniversary, now includes:
- $6 boilermakers
- Truffle pizza (win the game for half price)
- $10 beers and $10 Laphroaig as long as stocks last

- Treasure hunt soon…

08/05/2026

WEEK 2 SPECIALS:

Alfred’s 10yr May anniversary, now incudes:
- $6 boilermakers
- Truffle pizza (win the game for half price)
- $10 beers and $10 Laphroaig as long as stocks last

- Treasure hunt soon…

02/05/2026

Alfred’s Birthday Cake!

01/05/2026

STARTING TODAY!
WEEK 1 10Yr SPECIALS!
- $10 FOUND beers (includes a dog charity donation by Found)
- $18 Suntory cocktails
- Alfred’s Tees
- $10 Laphroaig 10Yr
- Laphroaig sauce pizza!

MORE STARTING NEXT WEEK - everything running until we’re out of stock!

30/04/2026

New cocktails, pizzas, and ridiculous deals starting from the 1st, running all of May 🎉

Celebrating 10years of Alfred’s

04/04/2026

Got a bill we don’t have? Trade it for a shot 🥃 (not the Van Winkle)

15/03/2026

🥃 👍

12/03/2026

In honour of Darragh ☘️

08/01/2026

MUAHAHAHHA

Hi All, Ebony here, the latest gal on the Alfreds team and they've made the mistake of giving me free reign over the socials 😉

I've noticed the ladies room is significantly plainer than the mens...

I have $200 and a dream.
Ladies, send me your 90s hunks and crushes, any donated posters will be heavily compensated with booze and pizza.

Comment piccies, or bring them in.
Do your worst.

Luv Eb xx 💋

13/10/2025

Alfred got a hold of a camera. Send help.

28/09/2025

These kings are taking a macho needed break, we’ll see you Tuesday for all our usual antics

02/08/2025

2 chefs 1 fridge (it’s been fixed, all your favourites are back)

15/07/2025

July has a-RYE-ved! Mosey on down to the Pizza Dungeon and feast your eyes on our Rye July selection of cocktails — the best in the West 🤠🐴even if we do say so ourselves (and we do)!

18/04/2025

Happy Easter all.

See you Tuesday pizza people.

11/03/2025

While .smallbar takes pizza seriously, it’s equally committed to great drinking writes in his latest review.

https://www.watoday.com.au/goodfood/perth-eating-out/late-night-funhouse-brings-elegant-pizza-splendid-drinks-and-loud-rock-to-cbd-20250310-p5libe.html?utm_campaign=feed&utm_medium=referral&utm_source=later-linkinbio

Image: Matt O’Donohue

# PerthFood

04/02/2025

February menu drop featuring the legends . Utilising perfectly good produce that would have been sent to landfill, Damaged Goods Distilling Co have created 3 unique spirits that we are thrilled to feature .smallbar

1. Nut in the Orchard using Apple Aperitivo

2. Hot and Appealing using Banana vodka

3. Amber Oleander using Final Squeeze gin

Available for February only. Get in here and “get unwasted.”

02/11/2024

The Full Monty, rich, bittersweet, spices.

Haymans London Dry Gin
Amaro Montenegro
Salted brown butterscotch
Egg
Spice

New cocktail list is on .smallbar

24/10/2024

Just waiting for that pizza to hit the table.

09/08/2024

“We have the meats.” (We also have vegetarian and vegan FYI).