NAUTILUS.....A NEW NIGHT IS FORMED.......A Golden ration.
450 million years old some say, was music even around then? Was the lure of Vodka or Red cans part of the structure and myth of it all?
# # # # # DIRTY BASS, TROPICAL HOUSE & RnB ANTHEMS.
# # # # # $5 entry before 1030pm...$10 after
# # # # # Guest lists if you know the right people and can bake a mean cake.
# # # # # VIP info coming soon ($5 entry a
ll night)
# # # # Win bar cards every week if you rock up and do a intense running man.
# # # # Bar cards awarded every week picked at random.
# # # # If its your Birthday free entry plus two (need ID to prove, we don't fall for your sh*t)
# # # # # Money and bar cards for the right and keen promoter (hit up the host crew)
# # # # # $6 RED cans (aka Bush chook)
# # # # # $ 5 shots of NAUTILUS
# # # # # $ 7 some sh*t Bourbon
# # # # # $ 6 Vodkas mixed with coloured sugar (blue or red)
INVITE EVERYONE ON THIS EARTH, MARS AND THE ENTIRE FLEET OF THE DEATH STAR! IF DARTH VADER APPEARS FOR REAL, ITS DRINKS ON THE HOUSE FOR 34 SECONDS. Tell your Mum, Dad, your mates, the dog, the cat, the gym teacher, the bus driver and that favourite stuffed toy, tell them that it's rather large @ Nautilus on Thursdays! Try not to get too buckled from the night, camera phones are horrible when you see yourself the next day...
We welcome pashing, mutual touching and general lude behavoiur from all!
# # # # # THERE IS NO HAND RELIEF OFFERED THOUGH! - you have to go to Bali for that. PUT US ON THE MAP ON THURSDAYS AND WE WILL BRING A PARTY BIGGER THAN the NATIONAL DEBT. If you try to determine how to divide a line segment into two pieces such that the ratio of the whole line to the longer part is equal to the ratio of the longer part to the shorter, you will rapidly find yourself faced with solving the quadratic equation
x2 - x - 1 = 0
GOD!!! SOMEONE BUY ME A DRINK WITH THE ABOVE DESCRIPTION!
# # # # # DIRTY BASS, TROPICAL HOUSE & RnB ANTHEMS.
# # # # # DIRTY BASS, TROPICAL HOUSE & RnB ANTHEMS.
# # # # # DIRTY BASS, TROPICAL HOUSE & RnB ANTHEMS. In the words of a famous man....laisse obtenir très salissant et bosse sec les uns des autres .
