The Three Monkeys

14/09/2026

Calling all teachers !!

09/09/2026

Open tonight from 4pm ,come join us for a midweek drink 🍾

04/09/2026

Your weekend begins when the first cocktail hits your table!

02/09/2026

12/06/2026

We’ll be slipping behind the curtain for a short while… 👀

Join us this Saturday (13th June) for one last drink before the doors close.

Then, from Sunday 14th June, the lights will be low and the door will stay locked… for now.

We’ll return on Thursday 2nd July.

Try not to miss us too much. 🍸

23/05/2026

Not everything behind the curtain is dark and mysterious…

Sometimes it’s pink. 🍸

A little sweet, a little dangerous — and definitely not staying on the menu forever.

If you know, you know.
If you don’t… tonight’s a good night to find out. 🖤

16/05/2026

Mildura’s calling for rain. 🌧️

We’re calling for better decisions.When it rains… we pour. 🍸Low lights. Warm pours. Zero small talk required.

Escape the ordinary tonight.

15/05/2026

The sun goes down…
the excuses come off.

It’s Friday in Mildura — and we both know you weren’t staying in.
🍸 Doors open.
🖤 Lights low.
🥃 Decisions questionable.

Walk in whenever you're ready to pretend you “just popped out for one.”

14/05/2026

You weren’t meant to find us…but somehow you did.

We’ll keep the lights low and the drinks strong.
You just need to find your way back.

Shhh… don’t bring everyone.

10/05/2026

Forgot Mother’s Day?

We prefer to think you planned drinks all along. 🍸