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The Motley Satellites Home of the Motley Pop Ups: Spielhaus and Wherehaus
Located near Queen Vic Markets

Juliet Sironi is an award-winning comedian and storyteller who really does live in a haunted house!Catch her spooky and ...
13/10/2026

Juliet Sironi is an award-winning comedian and storyteller who really does live in a haunted house!

Catch her spooky and kooky, ghastly and ghouly new show, ROSIE: The Haunted House That Became a Haunted Home, this week at The Motley WhereHaus as part of Melbourne FRINGE 👻

Showing every night until Sunday 18th October at 8:05pm. Grab tix via the link in our bio!!💛

“I moved into my haunted house seven years ago. Don’t judge me, I didn’t know it was haunted until I had jumped through all of the rental application hoops, paid my bond and moved all my stuff in. Then, all the weirdness started…

Friends often have names, right? I named this house Rosie for... reasons you will need to come to the show to see!”

It’s the third and FINAL week of FRINGE at the Motley WhereHaus, and we’re going out with a bang 💥It’s your last chance ...
11/10/2026

It’s the third and FINAL week of FRINGE at the Motley WhereHaus, and we’re going out with a bang 💥

It’s your last chance to get your fix of these weird and wonderful, silly and spectacular shows before this year’s program is all over!

Check out everything we have on offer from Mon 12 – Sun 18 and grab your tickets through the link in our bio.

We’ll see you at the Motley WhereHaus! 💛

It’s the third and FINAL week of FRINGE at the Motley WhereHaus, and we’re going out with a bang! Swipe to see a snapsho...
11/10/2026

It’s the third and FINAL week of FRINGE at the Motley WhereHaus, and we’re going out with a bang!

Swipe to see a snapshot of what we’ve got in store for you from Mon 12 - Sun 18.

Get your tix and check out the full program via the link in our bio! 💛

FU@K I KILLED THE DIRECTOR
12 - 18 OCT at 6:20 PM
silly | darkly funny | high energy

The only comedy show where the director is dead before curtain rises. Oops.

Set entirely backstage, two actors are moments away from their Broadway debut when they accidentally kill their director.

DO NOT expect tap-dancing, a murder weapon, 39 mimed caged doves, silk underwear or an antigravity machine.

This is a very traditional performance of Shakespeare’s Romeo & Juliet.

THE MANAGER IS ME
12 - 17 OCT at 6:10 PM & 3:00 PM
witty | vulnerable | wild

A hilarious meltdown about invisible labour and losing your s**t in a really organised way

Blood type: CBF.
S*x life: On Afterpay.
The Situation: Three kids, one husband, minutes before school drop-off, and a woman in absolute command of her own collapse.

The Manager Is Me is a fierce, hilarious solo theatre work about identity erosion, invisible labour, and what it costs to keep the whole thing running. It’s the raw, unfiltered rage-monologue your group chat has been writing for years.

For anyone who has ever demanded to speak to the manager, only to realise with absolute horror...the manager is you.

THE VILLAGE SQUARE
12 - 18 OCT at 5:50 PM
intimate | nostalgic | charming

Welcome back to The Village Square, where strange things happen gently.

There is a town high in hazy mountain air where birds steal dreams from sleeping residents, where machinery parts are made of vegetables, where music and language swim together in the river, and where the townsfolk live out lives of joy and sorrow. Welcome back to The Village Square.

TRYHARD
12 - 18 OCT at 6:00 PM
witty | cheeky | heartfelt

When life is this hard and all you can do is laugh. You’re a Tryhard. Just like me.

Times are tough these days. Cost of living, social media, being an adult. It’s hard; and I’m trying really hard to keep up.
This is a show about how I deal with things that a “normal” adult should be able

Hello, funny people!We have some exciting news for you. The Motley WhereHaus & Motley Bauhaus are now taking application...
06/10/2026

Hello, funny people!

We have some exciting news for you. The Motley WhereHaus & Motley Bauhaus are now taking applications for the Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2027!

Our online application is LIVE NOW ✨ Apply via the link in our bios or through our website.

Applications close OCTOBER 25, so don’t wait until it’s too late. Come make us giggle!

Performer ★ Moxie Delite ★
Photo by ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴏ ʟᴜᴄᴀs

WEEK TWO of FRINGE at The Motley WhereHaus! Swipe to see a snapshot of what we’ve got in store for you from Mon 5 – Sun ...
04/10/2026

WEEK TWO of FRINGE at The Motley WhereHaus!

Swipe to see a snapshot of what we’ve got in store for you from Mon 5 – Sun 11. More shows, more chaos, more Fringe!

🎟️ Get your tix + check out the full programme via the link in our bio.

MARKETING MAN
5 - 11 OCT at 9:35 PM
absurd | thought-provoking | darkly funny

Bold. “Bonkers” by critical acclaim. Your fringe night sorted. Best value guaranteed.

Fringe festivals across the country have tried to ignore him. It hasn’t worked.
He’s the ad you’ll try to turn from. Oily. Cringe. Magnetic. The punchline nobody asked for and the show you swear you’ll never watch — but will. He’s Don Draper without the budget. Scotty from Marketing without the self-awareness. An almost-boomer man-child who can’t show his face on TV because he’s a dentist, and absolutely will not stop selling you something you didn’t know you needed.

DIE CLOWN DIE
5 - 11 OCT at 9:50 PM
absurd | spectacular | exciting

Die Clown Die is a 50-minute clown show unlike any other — a bold and tender collision of clown and spiritual experience, where comedy and the contemplative are not opposites but partners.

SALTWATER GIRLS
5 - 11 OCT at 6:00 PM
darkly funny | reflective | surprising

Catholic school. Q***r desire. Hymns, heartbreak and le***an yearning.

Saltwater Girls is a darkly funny new work by Lana Filies about attending an all girls Catholic school, discovering her sexuality, and trying to make sense of all the things she was taught to be ashamed of.

LOCH OF LOVE
5 - 11 OCT at 6:10pm
silly | camp | magical

The incredible untold story of Nessie, through clown, puppet and song. Lover, fighter, legend.

“My lonely Ness is killing me ... “

Nessie is a legend – and this is her story. Rising from the depths of Loch Ness, she takes the stage at last, here to set the record straight in her own words.

From a divine situationship with St Columba through centuries of damp isolation to an unexpected rise to global fame, The Loch of Love charts the personal life of the world’s most elusive icon.

A clown show with mask, puppet, and song, The Loch of Love is an ode to myth, mystery, and the romance of the more-than-human world.

She’s waited cen

Mon 5 - Sun 11 OCT: What’s on at The WhereHaus this week? More FRINGE, baby! Feast your eyes on another week of incredib...
04/10/2026

Mon 5 - Sun 11 OCT: What’s on at The WhereHaus this week? More FRINGE, baby!

Feast your eyes on another week of incredible shows, coming in every flavour that Melbourne Fringe has to offer. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll do all the stuff that goes in between.

🎟️ Check out the full program on our website and secure your tickets now. We’ll see you at the Motley WhereHaus!

A tropical little ripper, fits the bill for a long winding arvo. You know the one. Where there is nothing left to do but...
15/04/2026

A tropical little ripper, fits the bill for a long winding arvo. You know the one. Where there is nothing left to do but bask in the warm company and pit of contentment in the bright universe around you. Don't say anything different. This sunshine will never fade.

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Classic meets coastal.This G&T is the perfect co-star to a punchline and a warm afternoon.Proudly made in Australia usin...
14/04/2026

Classic meets coastal.
This G&T is the perfect co-star to a punchline and a warm afternoon.
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10/04/2026

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Just like a midday movie… clean as hell and you want to finish it asap so you can crack into another.

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