23/03/2026
Slayyyter vs. Robyn — The Ultimate Mother-Off 💅✨
If you’re currently looking at your Friday night plans and they don’t involve screaming Body Talk lyrics at a stranger while a FKN GAY GoGo Guy does the absolute most in your peripheral vision… we literally need you to fix that immediately. ✋
We are hosting the pop-emergency crossover of the century: Slayyyter vs. Robyn. We’re talking Starf**ker energy meets Swedish dance floor royalty. It’s gritty, it’s glossy, it’s indie-sleaze, and it’s arguably going to be the most unhinged 6 hours in Collingwood this year. 🦢💋
🎧 DJ Hardly Famous is curating the high-bpm, hyperpop-adjacent setlist of your dreams. Think Robyn, Slayyyter, and all their chaotic contemporaries.
đź•ş The FKN GAY GoGo Guys are in the building to ensure the levels of service (and thirst) stay at an all-time high.
🍸 The Shot Menu: We’ve designed a special Slayyyter vs. Robyn flight specifically for this night. If you haven't had a Starf**ker chaser by 11pm, did you even go out?
Friday, March 27th | 9PM — 3AM
Don’t be the person refreshing the stories on Saturday morning, feeling the deep, hollow sting of FOMO while we’re all recovering. We’re going hard until 3am. This is the main character moment you’ve been waiting for.
đź“Ť FKN GAY (Behind the red door)
See you there, or see you in the regrets section of the group chat. ✌️
