Sneaky Baron

15/10/2026

SNEAKY BARON — 10 FU***NG YEARS.

10 years of loud nights, bad decisions, good people, busted dreams, big laughs and a few bloody tears.

Somehow, against all odds, we’re still standing.

So this Saturday we’re celebrating 10 years the only way we know how.

Thought we’d keep it civil. A couple of quiet b**rs, maybe a few laughs, everyone home in their jarmies by 8:30.

YEAH, NAH. F**K THAT.

WE’RE SENDING IT.

5PM — KAOS
The mad bastard himself kicking things off.

8:30PM — SMOKIN’ FIREBIRDS
These boys are coming in hot. Loud, raw rockabilly and absolutely no intention of keeping the noise down.

Cold b**rs. Loud guitars. Questionable behaviour.

We’ll probably throw a few balloons at the locals too. We’re thoughtful like that.

JÄGERMEISTER FREEZER RAFFLE
Drawn around 8:30PM. Get some Jäger in ya and get amongst it.

To every legend who’s walked through our doors over the last 10 years — the regulars, the misfits, the troublemakers and everyone in between.

You’ve made this place what it is.

It’s been one hell of a ride.

10 YEARS. NO REGRETS.
(Well, maybe a few.)

SATURDAY. 5PM.
EVERYONE WELCOME.

DRINK CHEAP. LIVE LOUD.
KEEP IT SNEAKY.


Dan Firebird

15/10/2026

13/10/2026

SATURDAY - 5

09/10/2026

SMOKED PORK-BELLY LOLLIPOPS

With a sticky Korean maple glaze- also comes with a fried black sesame shallot dip type thingymajig!
We have zero idea how to serve this! Do we just walk up and hand it over like it’s a f@cking ice cream?
We just don’t know!
Comment on how you would serve it!!! Best comment scores two for you and mate.

11/09/2026

“THE SOFT CNT PHILLY CHEESESTEAK”

200 grams of finely sliced cape grim rump steak -
Sautéed green capsicum - chopped jalapeños -
Salt - pepper - melted American cheese with a sprinkle of Parma blend cheese all nestled inside a crusty Bahn mi - finished off with a drizzle of “SOFT C SAUCE” ….

Absolutely guaranteed to make you big and strong 💪🏼

10/08/2026

“TUESDAY 11th August STEAK NIGHT”

300 gram Cape Grim Rump

Paired with Sneakys own lime chilli crunch slaw & Sneaky cowboy butter for the boyyyyyssss!!!

Twenty nine bucks

Open at 4pm

07/08/2026

“STEAK FRITES” - BARON STYLE -

You all asked for it so here you go!!!

300 gram black Angus mb 6 + rib fillet - char grilled - medium rare unless requested otherwise.
Topped with a tangy “cafe de Paris butter sauce”
On crinkle cuts -

It’s pretty bloody great!!!

25/07/2026

Same day IPA - Thursday August 6th 6pm! Reckless Brewing Co. will be delivering a fresh ipa all the way from Bathurst to Victoria to Queensland and beyond!!! Bloody cool concept!

24/06/2026

“THE BIG SMACK”
(On our naughty little bottoms)
Staff said call this the Pauline Hanson!!
Results -
we don’t need two red headed clowns on the Sunny Coast!!!

Anyway - on now…..
S**t Maroochydore Pauline Hanson

19/06/2026

Have fk tons of smoked ribs!!! Basically come suck meat off a bone - this one is on the BARON -