Brian and Ev quotes

29/11/2017

As you all know we lost our beautiful Ev last week, we laid her to rest today however their will be a service held tomorrow from 11am at the Lismore Hotel. It would be amazing to see as many faces as possible tomorrow to celebrate such an inspiring women who left a print in some way on all our lives. Also, to support Brian and family within this sad time. Come along and have a Shandy and share our fondest memories for Ev. Much love to you all ❤
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22/07/2017

Hey guys make sure you give our local cricket club page a like 👍 would be much appreciated

Established in 1888, the Lismore Oddfellows currently plays in the Grenville Cricket Association in South West Victoria.

15/05/2017

Hey guys, get to the Lismore pub this Saturday night and enjoy some live music to celebrate Brians birthday. The old c**t has reached 70! 🍻🍻🎂

24/12/2016

Quote Brian
"When you get to my age, you become a Santa Clause.... you only cm once a year"
Merry Christmas all.

15/09/2016

Hendo will not walk in this pub ever again while I'm still breathing! Hendo was back in a month later.

17/11/2015

Girl walks into the bar and asks Brian if he has a bathroom she could use.
Brian replies 'i gotta a dunny and a toilet you can use but not a fu**in bathroom. Are they good enough?'
Girl proceeds to use the 'dunny' and as she leaves Brian asks 'did ya have a good wee break? '

09/10/2015

Well you wouldn't get any money out of a fu**ing johnstone!

22/09/2015

Lady at the bar says "watch your language!"
Old Briansy responds "well its a fu**in' country pub!"

22/09/2015

Brian showing Ada how the fox trot is done.

18/09/2015

Bloke walks into the bar...
"Do you sell take aways?"
Brian: " well i dont fu**ing give the c**ts away"

16/09/2015

Clint* look out ev you're gonna cop one tonight

Ev* thats alright ill be to pi**ed to give a f**k

12/09/2015

If i was ever wrong I'd clap my own arse against the son