15/12/2023
Gin Christmas Cake !
Again this year I've had loads of requests for my Gin Christmas cake recipe so once again, here goes. Please keep it in your files as I'm beginning to get tired of typing this up every year! (Made mine last night ).
1 cup sugar
Half pound butter
1 tsp baking powder
1 cup water
1 tsp salt
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1....bottle Gin, large
2 cups dried fruit
4 cups self rising flour
Sample a cup of Gin to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Gin again to be sure it is of the highest quality, then repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again
At this point, it's best to make sure the Gin is still Ok
Try another cup just in case
Turn off the mixer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the fruit off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it. Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver
Sample the Gin to test for tonsisticity. Next sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Gin. Now s**t shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table
Add a spoon of sugar or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over
Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the fu**in window. Finish of the Gin and wipe the counter with the cat🤣
