Haynes Bar & Grill

08/09/2026

🌮🔥MEXICAN TUESDAY KRONCH TIME🔥🌮

Introducing this week’s BBQ PULLED PORK TOSTADA

🐷 Smokey BBQ pulled pork
🌮 Crunchy tortilla base
🥬 Fresh slaw
🧅 Pickled onion
💥 KRONCH

And of course, the usual Tuesday haps~

🎱 FREE POOL ALL DAY
🏆 POOL COMP FROM 6:30PM
🍺 CORONA BUCKETS $30

Grab tostada
Grab b**r
Hit some ball
Make some KRONCH

TUESDAY. LET’S SEND IT. 🌮🍺🎱

**rs

07/09/2026

Okay okay okay... hear us out...
🍗🥃 RUM & COLA GLAZED WINGS?! 🥃🍗

Yea yea yea… we can already hear it..

"Ewww"
“What the FLURP?!”
“WHO LET CHEF COOK THIS?!”

BUT BUT BUT YEAH NAH HEAR US OUT. 👀

Sweet. Sticky. Tangy. Rich. Literally FIGHTS YOUR TONGUE 🐻‍❄️🐻‍❄️

We know it sounds a little cooked… but sometimes you gotta throw caution to the wing(d) and ya wings in the rum 🤷

🍗 Rum & Cola Glazed Wings - $20

Don’t knock ‘em till ya try ‘em… because these bloody things are GOOD.

Cheers! ❤️

07/09/2026

How to win a juicy Forrest Rd Fresh Meat Tray

1. Come to Haynes, Monday 4pm to 6:30pm
2. Have a b**r -> receive ticket
3. Win

Easy peasy lemon squeezy moite 😎

Meat ya there 😏

**rs

07/09/2026

🎤🚨KARAOKE IS BACK🚨🎤

That’s right, you beautiful power-ballad beasts… THURSDAY NIGHT KARAOKE IS BACK! 😭🔥

Hosted by the one and only Gypsy Rose, we’re firing this thing back up from THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 10TH at 7:30PM! 🎤🌹

🎁 FIRST NIGHT GIVEAWAYS! 🎁
🥇 1st - $100 Bar Voucher
🥈 2nd - $50 Gift Card
🥉 3rd - Goodies Hamper

Wanna win? Easy.

🎤 Sing a song → you’re in the draw
🍺 Buy a drink → you’re in the draw

No X Factor audition. No vocal warm-ups. No talent required.

Just grab the mic and SEND IT

And while you’re here…

🍺 Pints from $9
🍗 $18 Chicken Parmis
🍹 Cocktails
🍻 Jugs

THURSDAY NIGHTS ARE BACK.

September 10th.
7:30PM.

LETS GOOOOOOO. 🎤🔥🍻

**rsb**rsb**rs

07/09/2026

🏆🔥 THE FINALS ARE HEATING UP! 🔥🏆

We’re getting into the semi finals, and things are starting to get intterresssttingg

Friday 11th September - 6:10pm
💜 FREMANTLE vs GEELONG 💙
📍Optus Stadium

After getting roughly housed by the Hawks at home last week, the Dockers get another crack on their home deck.

After such a dominant season, is this the reality check the dockers needed to kick them into proper FINALS FOOTY mode?

Or are the wheels officially wobbling? 👀😂

They’ve been one of the teams to beat all season… but can flagmantle still make it all the way to the G? 🏆

Meanwhile…

🔴⚪ SWANNIES ARE ON SONG! 🔴⚪

Sydney beat down Brisbane in the qualifier and now the Lions have their backs against the wall.

Saturday 12th - 5:35pm
🦁 BRISBANE vs ADELAIDE 🦅
📍 The Gabba

The Crows have been formidable all season, and Brisbane will need to bring their absolute best if they want to keep the dream alive and make it through to the semi

🔥 Finals footy has already delivered… and we’re only getting started!

Who’s making the Prelim?
👀 WHO THE BLOODY HELL IS WINNING THE FLAG?!

tell us how you really feel

🏉 Finals footy LIVE & LOUD at Haynes Bar & Grill - Armadale’s Home of Footy.

07/09/2026

⛩️🍲 SOUP OF THE WEEK IS..... MANCHOW SOUP! 🍲⛩️

Man see soup... Man CHOW soup! 😎

"What the heck is Manchow Soup?" we hear you ask...

It's a rich, comforting Indo-Chinese soup loaded with vegetables and simmered in a savoury soy, chilli, garlic and ginger infused broth, served with crispy spring rolls for DUNKIN!

Warm, hearty, packed with flavour and just the right amount of spice to tickle ya tongue during these chilly winter... or beautifully sunny days, hey Nicole 😅 🔥

🍲 Manchow Soup
🥟 Served with Crispy Spring Rolls
💰 Only $12

Want to level it up? Add chicken or bacon and make it your own! 👌

🥕🌽 What's in it?
Stacked with carrot, onion, cabbage, green beans, onion, sweet corn, spring onion, plus plenty of chilli, garlic and onion all simmered together into one seriously satisfying bowl of goodness.

Not only is it super hearty and packed with flavour, it's actually pretty bloody good for ya too! 😁

Available now while this week's batch lasts. Remember, our Soup of the Week changes every Monday, so once it's gone, it's gone!

06/09/2026

yoo whose dad is this?! 👀
Bro is on his 4th pint and 2nd roast, send help 😂😅

haha yeah nah, Happy Father’s Day to all the dads, stepdads, grandads, father figures and dad-like legends out there. ❤️

We also know today can be complicated for some. If that’s you, please know you’re not alone. Be kind to yourself and those around you today. You are thought of, valued and cherished more than you may realise. 🫵💪

Here at Haynes, it isn’t just about parmis and b**rs.. it’s about connection, community and looking after each other too.

You’re always welcome at the Haynes family. ❤️

Thanks to everyone who joined us for a ripper lunch. Still plenty of roasts for dinner!
Cheers! 🍻

04/09/2026

04/09/2026

🏉🔥 NO BIAS HERE… GO THE BAGGERS! 🔵⚪

Tonights finals qualifier..

Geelong Cats 🆚 Carlton Football Club
📍 MCG
⏰ Bounce: 5:40PM
📺 LIVE at HBG

And because apparently watching finals footy sober isn’t stressful enough… we’ve stacked the night with the good stuff:

🃏 JAG THE JOKER $8,200 JACKPOT
⏰ 8PM

🥩 MEAT TRAY GIVEAWAY 7PM
🍺 $18 JUGS
🥃 $5 SPIRITS
🍖 Rum & Coke Braised Beef Special
(because booze in glasses simply wasn't enough) 😂

🍗 One of the best Chicken Parmis around
Apparently.. That's what we've been told anyway

Finals footy. Massive screen. Cold drinks. Big tucker.
And hopefully a Carlton win because we have absolutely no bias whatsoever. 👀

UP THE BLUES!

Haynes Bar & Grill Armadale’s Home of Footy. 💙🏉🍻

**rs

04/09/2026

🥃 RUM & COLA BRAISED BEEF — $30 🥃

We’ve taken beef, drowned it in rum & cola, and let the whole thing bubble away until it’s ridiculously tender and packed with flavour. 🤤

Sweet, rich, sticky, savoury and just a little bit naughty — basically a Sunday roast after three rum & cokes.

🔥 Rum & Cola Braised Beef — $30

Get stuck in before we inevitably decide we should’ve made more. 👀