The Stirling Arms

13/09/2026

Extra meat raffle today.
All donations going to Men’s Mental Health

13/09/2026

Fundraiser tee’s for The Stirling Arms Hotel, Guildford 👨‍🦲

Our designer Joe whipped up a quick design for the legends over at Stirling Arms to help raise funds for mental health 🫶

12/09/2026

Join us Sunday 20th of Sep as we show Joshua Van v Alexandre Pantoja II.

LIVE & LOUD in the Beer Garden!

Book your table now on our website and catch all the action at The Stirling Arms! 🔥

9am

$30 Beer Towers

12/09/2026

FINALISTS! 🏆

We couldn’t be prouder of our incredible team! ❤️

The Stirling Arms Hotel, Guildford has been named a finalist for the following categories at the 2026 AHA & Coca-Cola Hospitality Awards for Excellence!

✨ Live Entertainment Award
✨ Outdoor Area Award
✨ Redeveloped Venue Award
✨ Sporting Entertainment Venue Award
✨ Head Chef Award – Joshua Vears
✨ Family Dining Award – Percy’s Playground

These nominations are a huge reflection of the passion, hard work and dedication our entire team puts in every single day. From our kitchen and bar teams to our events crew, Percy’s team, management and everyone behind the scenes — this one is for all of you!

We’re so incredibly proud of how far we’ve come and so grateful to our amazing staff and customers who continue to support us along the way.

Now… fingers crossed for October!

12/09/2026

Two sold out events… so we’re doing it again!

Get ready for another night of BEER & BRAIDS at The Stirling Arms!

Learn some new braiding skills, enjoy a drink and have a laugh with your friends.

Friday 25th September
7:15pm – 9:00pm

⚠️ Our last TWO events SOLD OUT, so BOOK FAST because spots won’t last!

11/09/2026

11/09/2026

🎃🪩 KIDS HALLOWEEN DISCO RAVE! 🪩🎃

Get ready for a spooktacular afternoon of dancing, glowing and Halloween fun at the Stirling Arms Hotel! 👻

Bring the little monsters along for an action-packed Kids Halloween Disco Rave featuring a live DJ, dazzling disco lights, glowsticks and plenty more surprises! ✨💃🕺

👻 Friday 30th October
⏰ 5:00pm – 7:00pm
🎧 DJ & pumping party tunes
🪩 Disco lights & dance-floor fun
💚 Glowsticks
🧙 Fancy dress encouraged!
🎟️ $5 tickets per person

So grab your best Halloween costume, bring your dancing shoes and get ready to dance the night away! 🕷️🎶

10/09/2026

ONE STEP BEYOND!

Get ready for a huge night of ska, 2-Tone & punk!

🎶 YESTERDAY’S MEN – Tribute to Madness & The Specials
☘️ POGUE MAHONE – Tribute to The Pogues

Friday 18 September
Doors 7:30pm
The Stirling Arms, Guildford
Tickets on our website

Grab your mates and get ready to dance the night away! 🍻

09/09/2026

Your midweek plans just got a whole lot more colourful!

Unleash your inner artist at our Sip & Paint Night at The Stirling Arms! Grab your girlfriends, enjoy a drink, nibble on a grazing board and create something beautiful.

📅 Tuesday 15 September
⏰ 6:30pm – 8:30pm
💰 $65pp

🥂 Drink on arrival
🎨 All painting equipment included
🧀 Grazing board included

A perfect night of creativity, laughs and good vibes!
Book your spot now on our website

07/09/2026

We’re excited to launch our brand-new Wednesday night poker at the Stirling Arms Hotel!

💰 $5,000 GTD
💵 $100 Buy-In
🕕 6PM – Midnight
❤️ Proudly supporting Umbrellas & Footprints

Come play, have a great night and help us give back to our local community!

06/09/2026

Happy father days to the coolest dads we know 🩵
We appreciate all the hard work you have put in all year.

05/09/2026

Need a good laugh? We've got you covered! 😂🍻

Jenny Talia is bringing her hilarious comedy show to The Stirling Arms for one very funny Sunday afternoon!

Stand-up
Songs & musical parodies
Storytelling
Plenty of unapologetic laughs

Sunday 20 September
4:30pm – 6:30pm

Grab your mates, grab a drink and prepare to laugh your Sunday away! 😂

04/09/2026

PSYCHIC DINNER IS BACK! 🔮✨

Ready for a night of delicious food, mystery & a little glimpse into the future? 👀

Join us for an enchanting evening featuring:

🍽️ 3-course dinner
🔮 Individual psychic readings
✨ Mystical insights & plenty of intrigue!

Sunday 4 October 2026
6:30PM – 9:30PM
The Stirling Arms, Guildford

Gather your friends and come discover what the future has in store… 🔮✨
Book a ticket on our website

03/09/2026

EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH GOES TO RYANNA

A huge shoutout to Ry for absolutely smashing it! 🙌🏼 Thank you for all your hard work, good vibes, and everything you do for the team!

We’re SO excited to announce that you’ll be stepping up as Billie’s Manager!

Honestly, we couldn’t think of a better person to kick off this next project with. We’re so lucky to have you on the team and can’t wait to see you smash this next chapter!

03/09/2026

🇩🇪 PROST! BAVARIAN BEERHALL IS COMING TO GUILDFORD! 🍻

Get ready for a night of German food, flowing beer, live music and plenty of Oktoberfest fun! 🥨🎶

🍺 Steins of Weihenstephaner Festbier
🥨 Delicious Bavarian feast
🎶 Live entertainment
🍻 Long Beer Hall tables & good times

Friday 9 October
7:30PM – 9:30PM
The Stirling Arms
18+ event

Grab your mates, raise your stein and PROST! 🍻🇩🇪

02/09/2026

COMEDY IS BACK IN GUILDFORD! 😂

Get ready for a huge night of laughs with the one and only Dave Callan & Friends! 🎤

From Rove Live, Hey Hey It’s Saturday, Spicks and Specks & Good Game, Dave is bringing the laughs alongside Gill Cordiner, Thabo & Ronnie Neville!

Friday 2 October
7PM – 9PM
he Stirling Arms, Guildford

01/09/2026

New signage up and looking awesome!
Who’s looking forward to a coffee with us soon?

31/08/2026

Calling all Dads! This one’s for YOU! 🍺🧦

Celebrate Father’s Day at The Stirling Arms with our $79 Big Daddy Platter — loaded with delicious goodies for the whole family to enjoy! 🍖🍗

And because Dad is the main man… every Dad who books receives FREE fun socks + a can of beer!

Sunday 6 September
Platters must be pre-ordered

Tag Dad below and make sure he’s spoiled this Father’s Day! ❤️

28/08/2026

When you move the chefs to FOH but they still think they’re running the kitchen 😂

28/08/2026

THE BELLY BURNER HAS ARRIVED! 🍔🔥

The ultimate collab between Swan Valley Football Club x The Stirling Arms Hotel is here!

Packed with pork belly, bacon, slaw, honey sriracha, medley of pickles, jalapeños and aioli… this burger brings the heat! 🌶️

$29 including chips
$5 from every burger sold goes back to Swan Valley Football Club
Available 28th August – 27th September

Come down, support the club and sink your teeth into something seriously delicious! 🍔🙌

Great Burgers. Stronger Together. UP THE VALLEY!

28/08/2026

BAD WORDS – Tori Griffiths | LIVE STAND-UP COMEDY 🔥

After going viral with his “2 Swear Words a Week” series, Tori Griffiths is bringing Bad Words to The Stirling Arms, Guildford — and it’s the parenting comedy you probably shouldn’t repeat in front of the kids! 🤣

Expect brutally honest stories, questionable thoughts and the kind of internal monologue every parent has had… but probably shouldn’t say out loud. 👀

📍 The Stirling Arms, Guildford
🕢 Doors: 7:30pm
🕗 Show: 8:00pm
🔞 18+ | Strong language & adult themes

Come for the laughs… stay because your kids are at home waiting. 😂

🎟️ Book your tickets now — this one is not to be missed!

27/08/2026

This Sunday.....
Country music, great company, and plenty of dancing!

Join us for our monthly Boot Scoot at The Stirling Arms.

🤠 2pm Family-Friendly
🍻 3pm Adults-Only

See you on the dance floor!

26/08/2026

On sale now!!

Perth’s biggest and best QUEEN tribute is heading to Guildford for one night only at the Stirling Arms on Saturday 5th December.

Ticket link on our website.