The Gold Digger

01/11/2018

Halloween at the digger tomorrow night 👻👻👻👻

11/10/2018

VIP lifetime membership now available, comes with unwashable entry stamp for free entry, VIP service, invites to exclusive members only events, access to after hours lock ins, free p**s, use of the club spa and many other special benefits 😜 see management to apply now
*due to limited availability, all applicants will undergo a strict screening process including, but not limited to:
*ability to drink heaps of p**s
*keep up with management
*turn any conversation into some kind of twisted sexual innuendo
*keep up with management
*not be a softcock like Nick Lloyd
*keep up with management
*talk s**t until the sun comes up
*not drink midstrength or light beer (if found in breach of this policy, membership will be revoked and stamp removed with a cheese grater)
*keep up with management
*not be a whiny little bitch
And most importantly: keep up with management

28/09/2017

Coming soon to the digger...galaga, frogger and pacman world championships 😁

08/09/2017

We now have a toilet 👍🏻

12/11/2016

It's cold out here and my fingers hurt...I'm calling it 😝

05/07/2015