Handsome Steve's House of Refreshment

Handsome Steve's House of Refreshment Come join us for a tipple, a nibble and a dance at our new location 25 Crossley Street Melbourne 3000. Above Becco

Come see the AFL Grand Final at Steve's this Sat. When the siren cries
27/09/2017

Come see the AFL Grand Final at Steve's this Sat. When the siren cries

Beautiful One Day, Perfect The Next. Racists, Bigots, and Misogynists have a couple of common traits, fingerprints if yo...
08/03/2017

Beautiful One Day, Perfect The Next.

Racists, Bigots, and Misogynists have a couple of common traits, fingerprints if you like. They are White and they Hate. They spend their lives hating. They speak hate, drink hate, wear hate, eat hate, drive hate, shop at KHate, teach their children to hate, hate their neighbours and most of all, hate anybody who disagrees with them.

But ask them to be specific about why they hate and they're suddenly struck dumb. They've heard Something? From Someone? Somewhere? Sometime?

So it was predictable and tedious to read that men living on the Sunshine Coast in QLD, white, middle aged and older men, have suddenly become... victims. Not content to being born white and male, enjoying the privileges that brings them, and getting things done 'their way.' they are now being ripped off and fu**ed over by smart arse c***s who know nothing about nothing. Wouldn't know s**t from clay as a great friend's father used to say, about Rolf Harris actually, he was right on the money there!! Yes, they like to get things done up there, their way.

Unfortunately these White fellas haven't quite attained the prestige and status they believe they're entitled to and had been promised by conservative sociopaths who made it to positions of authority. And guess who's taking advantage of them and bullying them?

Women, get outa here, Black Fellas, well they would, and followers of Islam. Why can't be they be like us?

These are the same people who have been causing trouble for White fellas for 500 years.

My father reckons not many QLDers made to to the RAAF in World War Two.

Geez it's got be hard to be a Queenslander. Fu***ng hard.

Oh dear, The White Man's Burden.

22/02/2017

This Friday, Crystal Moth emerge from the pashmina wrap they've been chewing on and present Toonage at the House of Refreshment that will make most of your records, quite simply, obsolete. Crystal Moth put you on notice that you have five seconds to decide to syncopate it up or talk about cats. Disco Drinks 'A' Plenty, young men and woman will arrive to check each other out before it's Star Time. And isn't everybody a star? Crystal Moth say, 'Yes I Are!' Friday, February 24, 10 +

16/02/2017

Gabba Gabba Hey, We accept you!
The freaks always win at the House of Refreshment and it just never stops.
Great drinks and fine tunage, Thu-Sat 5 till late at our new location 25 Crossley St (Above Becco) Melbourne 3000

12/01/2017

I was born in Mt Gambier and spent the first 6475 days of my life there. It's known as a great place to leave. I did. I went there recently to visit my Father with my twin sons, Jaydyn and Mason. Dad is 93 this year and still has his 'tache from his days as a 19 year old Spitfire pilot in the RAAF. I bought my first car when I was 19. I paid $120 for an EK Holden that broke down at the first set of lights I came to. I think it had 6 cylinders, the Spitfire had 12. I thought I was pretty hot but I was about as hot as a old parsnip. Everything's been done before. Well sort of, I remember empathy but I don't remember people with Real Estate habits and track marks, nor blokes snorting up fitness in front of other people and emaciated chicks in outer wear walking labradoodles. People were customers not clients, window washers didn't become financial planners overnight. The dumbest jerks worked as labourers and got very fit. Now the dumbest junkies run banks and join the QLD police and aspire to be politicians. Silver septum in place, they pay through the nose, raking up lines of miles on their $10,000 bicycles, and it's been cut to pieces. F**kwits. I do remember when cycling was a poor man's sport. Our butcher, Kingsley Osborne was a cyclist. So was Bruce Dowdell. Obviously the War on Drugs has been lost, Bankers are far too smart to be caught and conservatives who dress identically are too stoned to cause any trouble to be noticed. They can afford a new b**g every 3 months. My Dad went to the local newspaper, The Border Watch, to ask for a copy of an obituary.The disinterested receptionist, without raising her head, said, 'I can't help you' "It's all on line". My Father said he wasn;t sure about computers, as is one of his sons. Disinterested receptionist said, "your kid's can do it'. 'I'm sorry but they live interstate' my Father replied. 'Well I can't help you' was the best surly receptionist could manage. My Father said 'You don't have much compassion do you." Finally she looked up and said 'What's compassion?'
I do, I do,I do remember empathy.

20/12/2016

CRAZED MADMAN FROM MT GAMBIER TO OPEN CITY BAR ON CHRISTMAS NIGHT

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!!" And that door is at 25 Crossley St. And verily it shall be open to all on Christmas night. "Don't hit my sore ear Mr Gower"

Gabba Gabba Hey!! We accept you. This week it's all about Meredith, Meredith, Meredith, Meredith, Meredith, Meredith, Me...
08/12/2016

Gabba Gabba Hey!! We accept you. This week it's all about Meredith, Meredith, Meredith, Meredith, Meredith, Meredith, Meredith
(Attn: Louis can you please repeat 'Merideth' 100 times)

30/11/2016

Gabba Gabba Hey, We accept you. The freaks always win at the House of Refreshment and it just never stops. Toonage this Friday with Mr Dallas, Dallas is a jewel, Dallas is a beautiful sight. Psychopath of the week, Margaret Thatcher, who on May 2 1982 ordered the sinking of the Argentinian light cruiser, the Belgrano, with the loss of 323 lives. “There is no such thing as Society.” “A great destroyer...particularly our sense of communities”. She destroyed but didn’t build anything. And let the rich and stupid destroy more because they don’t need them and couldn’t accept that others needed them. Ask Peter Dutton!

25/11/2016

Gabba Gabba Hey, we accept you! Freak Show at the House of Refreshment tonight. Anytime after 10pm you can watch the freaks and circus animals who inhabit the Tote come into the House of Refreshment having seen the the Steve Miller band kill 'em dead, opening for the last surviving Trogg, Mr Chris Britton. Two for one if you like.

"This week we have Jacky Winter, Camberwell's said greatest export since Cate della Bosca, playing unrelenting swinging ...
17/11/2016

"This week we have Jacky Winter, Camberwell's said greatest export since Cate della Bosca, playing unrelenting swinging toonage. And if you don't swing, Don't ring! Chicks in for free.

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East Melbourne, VIC
3000

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