The DOG HOUSE

The DOG HOUSE The Doghouse .est April 1 2012

28/08/2024

Once was comedy! Now fu***ng reality!! πŸ€ͺ🀬

This is a call to ARMS !  The Dog House is going through its biggest renovation in its history.  After the massive event...
03/08/2023

This is a call to ARMS ! The Dog House is going through its biggest renovation in its history. After the massive event that was DJ Harry’s 21st the carpet has finally s**t it self . The smell that was coming of it in the corner under the TV would have outlived Jesus! So it was decided by Clare ( minister of finance) that it needed to go and finally be concreted . We now need some help with installing the new bifold doors. Yes the ones that Al and Scotty made all those years ago and have secured the hallowed room that we cherish will now make way for an even grander entrance! So WE NEED YOU 🫡. Remember ASK NOT WHAT THE DOG HOUSE CAN DO FOR YOU BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR THE DOG HOUSE πŸΊπŸ‘. P.S. remember what Scotty did to his finger at work! What do you think he’s capable of doing to himself with fu***ng power tools πŸ‘ŽπŸ€ͺ

14/05/2023
14/05/2023

Well punters , after long and frustrating meetings with the F**kwits at Bayside council The Dog House has finally been given a TAB licence! So this wonderful establishment has Sports , lounge, pool and TAB bars . F**k me we pack a lot into a small space πŸ‘πŸ€ͺ🍺. Cheers Dog House Management

The management of The Dog House would like to say that we have just had one of the best nights in our proud history. Har...
24/04/2023

The management of The Dog House would like to say that we have just had one of the best nights in our proud history. Harrison who is our 2 IC barman / DJ and Security celebrated his 21st . The night went brilliantly and according to Al Power CFO our membership numbers are huge ! There is now however a real concern from the older members that we may lose control of the board to the younger generation . πŸ€ͺπŸ‘πŸΊ

The Dog House has never seen so many good looking people! πŸ‘
24/04/2023

The Dog House has never seen so many good looking people! πŸ‘

04/05/2022

Due to unforseen circumstances Scotty (barman, DJ,security)has had to add an additional job to his already busy week . He has taken up a inside sales ( aka .fu***ng Tele marketing) role with 3M Aus. Scotty has a question for anyone who has to sit their arse in front of a computer all fu***ng day . Question is ,how the f**k do you do it without wanting to fu***ng kill someone every 5mins ? I'm pretty certain that if it wasn't for the Doghouse fridge their would be blood spilt in the otherwise quiet street's of Penydale! Any advice would be greatly appreciated. The Doghouse management are greatly concerned for his mental health πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺ🍺

The Doghouse boys at the Barwon Heads pub ,doesn't get any better !  One of those copper tanks would look brilliant abov...
07/01/2022

The Doghouse boys at the Barwon Heads pub ,doesn't get any better ! One of those copper tanks would look brilliant above the Pioneer stereo πŸ‘πŸ»

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