08/05/2026
New Releases
🍦 UPPER MIDDLE | 6% | ICE CREAM STOUT
Move aside, silver-spoon elites. This stout is bringing peak suburban luxury back to the people. Inspired by the ultimate freezer-aisle flex, UPPER MIDDLE is our tribute to the legendary Viennetta-style dessert experience… but in beer form. Thick, creamy, and layered with depth, it delivers wave after wave of roasty malt richness balanced by creamy lactose sweetness, warming vanilla, and luxurious chocolate character.
💥 SH*T SHOW SUPERVISOR V2 | 6% | HAZY IPA
Ahh sh*t… here we go again. Some days feel like pure chaos held together by caffeine and blind optimism, but thankfully this Hazy IPA is here to help supervise the mess. S**T SHOW SUPERVISOR V2 is juicy, soft, and fruit-forward. Under the hood is a stacked recipe featuring local certified sustainable Pilsner malt, rolled triticale, malted oats, and an absolutely ridiculous hop lineup including Noble Citra, Rakau, Idaho 7 Dynaboost, Sabro Cryo, NZH-109, Idaho 7 Hyperboost, Riwaka SubZero Hop Kief, and NZH-106. It’s soft, juicy, bitter-but-balanced, and ready to help you push through whatever fresh chaos the universe throws your way.
Keeping things human made with artwork and design by: Captain of the high seas Nic Bowen-sant (bowensant.com) and Wānaka based warrior of the Arts Ethan Ashton. ()
Both are available right now online at rocky.beer, pouring fresh at all WA Rocky Ridge venues, and stocked cold in the takeaway fridges while they last.