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“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." - Unity Hall Hotel, Balmain
04/04/2021

“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." - Unity Hall Hotel, Balmain

“My mind is a raging torrent flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives....”Ev...
22/06/2019

“My mind is a raging torrent flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives....”

Everton Hotel, Everton.

“Every time I come in the kitchen... you in the kitchen... in the God-damn refrigerator! Eatin up all the food, all the ...
16/06/2019

“Every time I come in the kitchen... you in the kitchen... in the God-damn refrigerator! Eatin up all the food, all the chicken, all the pig feet, all the collared greens, all the hog maw!” Yackandandah Hotel.

‘Your average Ruskie doesn't take a dump without a plan.’ - Gen. "Buck" Turgidson.Percy Beams Bar, MCC, Melbourne.
10/02/2019

‘Your average Ruskie doesn't take a dump without a plan.’ - Gen. "Buck" Turgidson.

Percy Beams Bar, MCC, Melbourne.

‘Yes, London. You know, fish, chips, cup o' tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fu**in' Poppins … London!’ - TheMoon Unde...
16/01/2019

‘Yes, London. You know, fish, chips, cup o' tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary fu**in' Poppins … London!’ - TheMoon Under Water, Leicester Square, London.

‘I'm every bourgeois nightmare - a Cockney with intelligence and a million dollars,’ - Michael Caine.The Montagu Pyke, C...
11/01/2019

‘I'm every bourgeois nightmare - a Cockney with intelligence and a million dollars,’ - Michael Caine.

The Montagu Pyke, Charing Cross Road, London.

‘The entire British Empire was built on cups of tea. And if you think I'm going to war without one, you're mistaken.’ Th...
09/01/2019

‘The entire British Empire was built on cups of tea. And if you think I'm going to war without one, you're mistaken.’ The Liberty Bounds,Tower Hill, London.

‘You guys, having some satanic guitar pick isn't gonna make your rock any better... because Satan's not in a guitar pick...
06/01/2019

‘You guys, having some satanic guitar pick isn't gonna make your rock any better... because Satan's not in a guitar pick, he's inside all of us. In here, in your hearts. He's what makes us not want to go to work, or exercise, or tell the truth.

He's what makes us want to party and have s*x with each other all night long. He's that little voice in your mind that says f**k you to the people you hate.

Now you can stay out here and fight on the ground and cry like babies, or you can go in there like friends and rock. So, what's it gonna be?
KG: [Determined] Let's go in there and show'em what Tenacious D is all about.’ George Harcourt Inn, Canberra.

I needed to think about last night. So I galloped into a wooded glen, and after punch-dancing out my rage and suffering ...
03/01/2019

I needed to think about last night. So I galloped into a wooded glen, and after punch-dancing out my rage and suffering an extremely long and very painful fall, I realized what has to be done.’ - Anniversary Gallery, MCC, Melbourne.

‘When I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmospher...
01/01/2019

‘When I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot. They found me in an alley in Burbank trying to re-enter the earth's atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.’ Kirk Lazarus. - Peacock Hotel, Northcote.

“No offense, but… You got a sh*tty job, you’re not quite as tall as me, nobody really respects you. Now, me on the other...
28/12/2018

“No offense, but… You got a sh*tty job, you’re not quite as tall as me, nobody really respects you. Now, me on the other hand, I got the glory.” Kenny Powers.

The Old Farm House, Yarm, United Kingdom.

‘Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn; the clean, cool chill of the holiday air; and an as***le in his bathrobe, em...
26/12/2018

‘Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn; the clean, cool chill of the holiday air; and an as***le in his bathrobe, emptying a chemical toilet into my sewer,’ Clark Griswold - Club Kilsyth, Bayswater, Australia.

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